Indonasian Police Officers must have tiny wee-wees

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Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63M3LF20100423

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

O_O
 
Conveniently, there are only four known ways to alleviate itching caused by gatal-gatal swelling. Three of them involve an orifice.
 
second on the list of disqualifications is a sense of common decency.

priorities...
 
after reading about modern tribal cultures and steping into the rituals of the papuans.....well lets say I dont think you would like to be one
 
this thread isn't getting much attention. i mean, come on...it's about wee-wees
 
Hl2.net can only handle a couple Cpt.Stern threads a day. Sometimes even one is too many.
 
They're probably just determining whether the applicants are confident enough.
Confident people don't get their wee-wees enlarged.
 
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