Insults...

[Dog--]

Are insults becoming to common?

I can't tell you how many times a day I hear someone call his friend(s) "gay" and without even saying "I'm joking" the friend just automatically knows he's joking..

For example, I was riding my bike with my friend, I got off the bike and he rode in a puddle and got me wet, I said "wtf, fag" (I was joking) and he didn't even care. He knew I ment no offense by it.

Like wtf, no one cares if there friends/family member/someone they know calls them a name, they act as if it's just normal speaking..

Society is fvcked.

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, there's a reason I try not to be overly mean.

 

[Ikerous]

I disagree.

 

[Qonfused]

Yeah. Although the overuse of "fag" get annoying. You say anything dumb: "Fag;" you say anything about feelings: "Fag."

 

[DigiQ8]

omg wtf this thread is fag !!

 

[Raeven0]

Yes. This is one of the approximately nine billion reasons I hate people.

 

[evil^milk]

insults are so damn blunt, like sharp knives just waiting to slash your soul. mainly because they are so simple. they reduce you to nothing, when you let them get into you. qft raeven0

 

[15357]

I agree. Although there is an insult which everyone takes seriously (at least here): 'Commie!'

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

I agree. Although there is an insult which everyone takes seriously (at least here): 'Commie!'

Your mother wears combat boots.
"ooooooh"

 

[Reaktor4]

Are insults becoming to common?

no, ****.

 

[Roland Deschain]

You are so ugly your mother had morning sickness after you were born.

 

[mindless_moder]

hey dog i know u want to hit 1000 but you should try cutting down on the threads. as for the topic well it all has to do with the relationship u share with the person. your friend obviously knows when ur joking but if u go up to a random stranger and tell him that his dad is a f** im almost 100% sure that a fight will break out.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Are insults becoming to common?

I can't tell you how many times a day I hear someone call his friend(s) "gay" and without even saying "I'm joking" the friend just automatically knows he's joking..

For example, I was riding my bike with my friend, I got off the bike and he rode in a puddle and got me wet, I said "wtf, fag" (I was joking) and he didn't even care. He knew I ment no offense by it.

Like wtf, no one cares if there friends/family member/someone they know calls them a name, they act as if it's just normal speaking..

Society is fvcked.

Society isn't going to crumble because people don't react violently to be calling homos.

Call him a cocksucker next time and he'll probably give you a second look.

insults are so damn blunt, like sharp knives just waiting to slash your soul.

lol one or the other buddy. blunt or sharp- not both.

 

[Jintor]

Oh, I don't know. You can get cut by blunt knives, therefore they're sharp.

Arrr.

 

[Murray]

I think that if we are to use insults we have to compensate for it if we don't want people to take offense. If you keep calling someone fag without for instance complement someone for doing a great job on something, then pherhaps he will take offense. It depends on the person in question of course, wether he has lived a pleasant life or not prior to your insults.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Well, it's much worse in America. For some, these insults make up most of their vocabulary.

 

[ríomhaire]

My brother and a few of his friends sometimes use insults as a greeting
"Hey dickhead"
But not in an insulting way D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Shut up you ****ing trucking out-of-lucking ass-bandit ned flanders rape pandas goatse-loving stick your head in an oven witches' coven it's unproven whether or not you're entirely human, you make me spew, man, Cardinal Newman stupid as poo, man, silly willy philly dilly asshat turdshat c*nt. You render me sick to my stomach...my bile o'erfloes my contempt...you're a waste of space and a waste of breath, you ravaged untermensch. You're worse than a slap with a kipper, more nauseating than flipper, and I turn up my nose at your shit-stinking toes. I wish you'd been killed as a nipper. How long can it take to describe all your faults? Longer than ages, the lifespan of stars. Those white-hot dancers would have stilled their waltz by the time I'd addressed all that marrs....

begins to sing
YOU! You're a stain on this earth.
YOU! You're the final solution to birth.
YOU! You make every man want to die.
YOU! Faced with you, pigs will flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Rather than stay one more minute near thee!
Just stay the hell far from meee!

Begins tapdancing

You're pusillanimous and cantankerous and you kill my brain. You're oh-so cancerous, positively scandalous, I hope you die by traaaain! You're repulsive obsessive compulsive repressive and smellier than a draaaaaain! You're heinious, hideous, worse than chlamidious, deplorable, abhorable, quite horrendous
Disgusting, astoundingly musty resoundly fusty you take horror to new hights!
Detestable, infestable, execrable, contemptible no ghost ever got more frights!
You're dire and quite disheartening, in a fire you start to ming, eat shit and die you vile old thing, you're the king you're the king you're the king you're the KIIIIING
Of slime of ooze of grime of booze of the un-hol-y of the foul, beastly
dark recesses of the human mind, you're less desirable than a bacon rind
That's gone all mouldy and all stale you're quite ghastly beyond the pale!

Dancers form up on flanks

You're a wretched little hobo, with the brain of a bonobo, you're repulsive and repugnant and you make the water stagnant
and you're cruel beyond compare! You're a shameful, shocking scare!
You're ugler than sin and far worse indeed within!
It's stupendous, stupifying how horrendous, horrifying and tremendously defying you are of de-cenc-y! You're disheartening and then some, thou art quite fully loathsome and you're grim, mean, ob-scene to a TEEEEEEEEEEE!

Everything goes quiet. Talking:

It's really quite apalling.
Frankly, I'm still falling
into insanity just to see your face.
You're ungodly and you're shameful,
Not cuddly, but disdainful
The bottom lay-vel of the human race.

Violins and strings start up.

You're a flower, quite a jewel, if such things were made of stoo-well,
A unique snowflake of unmatched repellance.
I can but pity your poor old parents for having to birth such a thing as you, well!

Begins to sing:

Your pigmy intellect cannot even recollect what caused such startlingly grim de-fects
One can only take a guess that you're feeling the e-ffects of some manner of quite ghastly curse!
Your manners are atrocious, never mind that you're precocious
In all my life I've never seen worse!
Words can't describe, nor no diatribe
Encompass the strength of your bad vibes.
No picture can be painted, for the artist will have fainted
Far before you are transcribed!

Backed up by one-hundered and twenty-eight dancers:

You're a sin!
You're a sin!
And this human mess we're in is merely just a spin on your own condition!
You represent everything I resent and I can say, quite clear of in-hibition-
Macrocosm, microcosm, you're the latter - the whole damn species on a stained bronze platter
No man can stand nor bear to flatter your dreadful existeeeeeeennnnnnce!

There's no semblance of pretence that you constitute offence!
To the sensibilities of all humanity!
Cats and dogs and bears and manatees
Flee before your re-verse vanities
No-one wants to be anywhere near you!

Climax

Maybe one day we'll finally be free of you!
But like the soul, there's more to see of you!
Every time a child dies, yes we'll think of you!
YOU MAKE GOATSEE LOOK GOOD, IT'S TRUE!

Yes yooooouuuuuuuuu!
You're malloderous and quite oderous
Yes, yooooooooooooooooooou!
You're contemptible to anyone who'se sensible

Everything stops.

Yes, it's true...there's no such thing as bad as...

Orchestrated Cacophany

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

DAN DAN DUN DAAAAAAAAHN!

End. Applause.

 

[15357]

Standing Ovation

 

[ríomhaire]

ENCORE, ENCORE

 

[ComradeBadger]

I refer to friends as slags, ****s, ****ups etc etc

Everyone knows it's almost a term of affection..

 

[baron insig]

you sir are the son of a motherless ogre

 

[Dalamari]

The common insults are losing their power, but that is why you don't call your friends fags and assholes and all the basic insults, especially fag, I mean cmon be a little original.

 

[Sulkdodds]

You're a metaphor for the vientnam war; ugly, insane and pointless.

 

[kirovman]

Yeah calling someone a fag or an asshole thesedays is the equivilant of calling someone a "big doo doo head"

Come on, where's that blistering dry wit that I love so much, the kind that makes you laugh on the outside, but die a bit inside?

 

[CrazyHarij]

christ guys you really take things personally.. me and my friends call eachother dickface and various other stuff all the time. you need to relax abit, seriously.. "insults" are nothing, plus you know when someone is serious and when they're not. insults and namecalling and all that are more commonly used when ur not serious in my experience.

like badger said it's almost like an affection thing.

plus whats the deal with being so god damn obsessed with having to get along with everyone all the time.. of all the things i hate, it's the people who don't hate anything, the passionless people, that i hate the most.

 

[Raeven0]

Overuse of insults is never acceptable. Like overuse of swearwords.

 

[el Chi]

I've been thinking about this recently - the closer I feel to someone, the more I feel Ican get away with, so the more offensive I feel I can be to someone.
Essentially, if I call someone a c*nt, it probably means that I really like them.
That's not right.
Thing is, I think most people know that I'm kidding, otherwise I'd have no friends at all. Problem is, I cross the line far too often without thinking. I don't intend to be mean to the people I love, but I just do.
I need to work on my personality.
So f*ck the lot of you tw*ts.

Come on, where's that blistering dry wit that I love so much, the kind that makes you laugh on the outside, but die a bit inside?

God I love jokes like that...

In other news:

ass-bandit

That phrase is brilliant. If I was gonna come outto my parents, I'd be sorely tempted to use that phrase.
"Mum, dad, there's something I need to say... I'm an arse-bandit."
Lighten the mood, y'know?

 

[ComradeBadger]

christ guys you really take things personally.. me and my friends call eachother dickface and various other stuff all the time. you need to relax abit, seriously.. "insults" are nothing, plus you know when someone is serious and when they're not. insults and namecalling and all that are more commonly used when ur not serious in my experience.

like badger said it's almost like an affection thing.

plus whats the deal with being so god damn obsessed with having to get along with everyone all the time.. of all the things i hate, it's the people who don't hate anything, the passionless people, that i hate the most.

Agreed.