internets is good for your brains!

[<RJMC>]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7667610.stm

A University of California Los Angeles team found searching the web stimulates centres in the brain that control decision-making and complex reasoning.

The researchers say this might even help to counter-act the age-related physiological changes that cause the brain to slow down.

The study features in the American Journal of Geriatric Psychiatry.

(1950's television)
kid: hey mommy I dont want to eat brocolli
mom: but is good for you
kid: but I dont like it! I want to.....internets!
mom:but my son the internet is-
is good!
mom:?
ramdon anouncer whit hat: it has been proven internet is good for the brain,it increase complex thinking and thinking complex,so dont worry if your kid spend all day on it!
mom: oh really well them good,go take all the internet you want!
kid: thanks mommy you are the best!
*kids leave scene*
anouncer: *to camera* remenber,internet all day keeps the brain sane!
(trumpet tune and end)

 

[Dax]

Heh, that's great and encouraging news

Except I use the internet mostly for porn.

 

[MJ12]

Well tbh, I can say that HL2.net has helped me and seemingly other people very much with reasoning and arguing skills, even if I am still unreasonably unreasonable.

 

[PvtRyan]

how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?

 

[baka-raven]

When R hafleif 3 coming out? is G-man Gordan?

Helplife to the Rescue!

 

[Krynn72]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?




But srsly, hl2.net definitely stimulates me :naughty:

 

[Bad^Hat]

A University of California Los Angeles team found searching the web stimulates centres in the brain that control decision-making and complex reasoning.

You mean like when I decide between watching hairy lesbo MILFs or asian bukkake gang-bangs on Redtube?

Mmm. Stimuli.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

But srsly, hl2.net definitely stimulates me :naughty:

I didn't need that. ??KLK

 

[Kula Meenur]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?




But srsly, hl2.net definitely stimulates me :naughty:

BUT WHO WAS PANCAKE?!?!?!?




I guess counter-acting the brain aging has it's defects though. Ie: No social life lol.

 

[Tyguy]

Heh, that's great and encouraging news

Except I use the internet mostly for porn.

so you're getting smarter as well as building muscle in your arms :thumbs:

 

[Dodo]

internet wastes toilet paper. :naughty:

-dodo

 

[soulslicer]

internet wastes toilet paper. :naughty:

-dodo

No shit dude :0

 

[Azner]

internet Wastes Toilet Paper. :naughty:

-dodo

D:
What? You dont meant m..

 

[Phobie]

The internet has definitely not been good for my brain, but that could be the websites that I frequent.

 

[Kula Meenur]

^4chan?

 

[VirusType2]

The internet has definitely not been good for my brain, but that could be the websites that I frequent.

That might just be from all the drugs.

I'm doing a lot of assuming here, I'm not sure how I came to that conclusion BTW.

 

[Phobie]

You're not that far off my good man.

But I still think it is internets.

 

[lefty]

No amount of internets can save me now.

 

[Gemma]

middle age and older
damn
ive got no excuse

 

[Saturos]

Te iternets is alos good for your tping sklls and eye hnd codination!

 

[Sheepo]

I disagree. Respectfully.

 

[99.vikram]

This site has improved my argumentative skills. In one English class, I destroyed my opponent in debate by pointing out one logical fallacy after another.

The internet has also taught me to be less tolerant of stupidity.