Iraqistan

[CptStern]

In 2003, George W. Bush, the next stage of the Pokemon George Bush, invaded Iraq as part of the Religious Right's plan to build a gigantic fire and thereby entice God to come make smores with us.

Bush unleashed the United States military in a wave of violence that makes even the old timers grimmace like gassy babies. Pretty much, all of Iraqistan is now burning . . . BURNING WITH FREEDOM, that is!

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Iraqistan has pretty much been a hell hole since Day One. This is mostly God's fault, since he gave Iraqistan to the Babylonians, who are the bad guys in all those reggae songs. And since Jimmy Clif and Bob Marley were pissed about Babylon, it was probably really bad.

Babylon went through several eras. Following the destruction of Babylon 5 by the Arabs, the area became a Muslim caliphate. Babylon was the set of the first lesbian porno in the year 7 Trillion BC.

The caliph of Babylon made his first act in office changing the name of the town "Baghdad".

After that, he just kind of sat on his ass, at least until the Freemasons started bombing Baghdad during the Second Crusade in 1932. Then the caliph started building a gigantic slingshot, with the goal of hurling a flaming bag of dog poo at England and France, thereby blocking the main rute the Crusaders were taking to the Holy Land and other less holy lands, such as Iraqistan.

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on conservatives:

Conservatives (Stemming from the Spanish word for 'condom') uphold American freedom, and believe in calling a Spade a Spade, but not in letting him go to college.

on democrats:

Democrats are a form of alien life controlled by the evil overlord Jar Jar Binks from his space castle made of Ramen noodles, located on the surface of Uranus. Many hundreds of years ago, Brian Peppers sent them to Earth on a mission to eat babies and destroy America.

 

[Jintor]

BURNING WITH FREEDOM!

Oh, god, that's hilareous.

 

[<RJMC>]

BURNING WITH FREEDOM!

*imaginates a pile of burned iraqies corpses whit american soldiers on top whit a USA flag and a eagle*

 

[CptStern]

I love this line on Conservatives:

" Conservatives uphold American freedom, and believe in calling a Spade a Spade, but not in letting him go to college."

 

[15357]

Spade a Spade, but not in letting him go to college

I don't quite get that, but BURNING WITH FREEDOM!

 

[CptStern]

spade is a derogatory word for a black person

calling a Spade a Spade

welcome back numbers havent seen you in awhile

 

[15357]

Hehe, ty. :E