Irish Novelist Christopher Nolan Dies at 43

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.



Goddamnet that is really ****ing terrible. Honestly, God must've really hated the Dark Knight.



Edit: Uh, nevermind I guess. Crisis averted. Still a shame though.
 
:|

"Oh no this guy is dead!"

"Oh it's some other guy what a noob haha screw him"
 
Yeah, you're right. After reading this guy up, I really admire him.
 
"Oh no this guy is dead!"

"Oh it's some other guy what a noob haha screw him"

Sometimes I like to think how depressing that would be if that happened to one of us.


Police: "Mr. and Mrs. Dodds, Laurence is dead..."

Sulkdodds' mother:
"Oh noooo, who will play Cowboy Curtis and Morpheus noww??"

Police: "Ma'am, we're talking about your SON, not Laurence Fishburne"
 
Never heard of him nor have I read any of his books.

Indeed.
 
Nolan choked on a piece of food Friday at Beaumont Hospital in Dublin, according to a statement from his family carried in the Irish media. The hospital confirmed his death Saturday.

Their food sucks anyway.
 
He was the subject of the U2 song, "Miracle Drug," if I'm right.
 
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