it was just another day at mini black mesa when gordan freecrab

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..and realized this thread will be closed in like 5 minutes.
 
Wait a minute... take off that santa hat and you have the same avatar as...
 
no mate, what do you think off-topic is for :cheers: :cheers:
 
No seriously, these threads have come and gone and been deleted.
 
That's it! Alb had that avatar!

Hmmm...

(BTW thanks Tredoslop... that was bothering me)
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
alb1221-Are you him?
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yes, recently my ban was lifted (: and im going to be good and not flame evar again even if the person hates valve for no good reason :D
 
Originally posted by bAbYhEaDcRaB
yes, recently my ban was lifted (: and im going to be good and not flame evar again even if the person hates valve for no good reason :D
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Welcome back dude... you must have been banned during my 1-month nap... kinda wondered what happenned!
 
Originally posted by Letters
Welcome back dude... you must have been banned during my 1-month nap... kinda wondered what happenned!
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lol hey I took my much needed hl2 hype break glad to see im remembered :cheese: ahh I love these forums... how you like my cleverly disguised headcrab.... ?

edit: wow lol kinda sad I revived to zombie status in a day... and I was combine until I just went custom... now im back to a wee zombie again :flame: :bonce: :borg: :cheese:
 
Originally posted by bAbYhEaDcRaB
came to work.........
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and thought about his nature, as he is wont to do. sure, he's a scientist.. but he's also a headcrab. he had come to have a dim perception that this wasn't the best line of work for him. all of his buddys down at the headbar were basically just making a living jumping on peoples heads. freecrab had always considered himself better than that, but now he started to wonder. certainly a part of him wanted to revist those halcyon days of youth, jumping from head to head, careless and fancy-free. considerations of multildimensional mechanics are hard on the headcrab brain, to be sure. but more than that, is it inherently unnatural for a headcrab to be a scientist? freecrab considered these things and resolved to...
 
Originally posted by bAbYhEaDcRaB
lol hey I took my much needed hl2 hype break glad to see im remembered :cheese: ahh I love these forums... how you like my cleverly disguised headcrab.... ?
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Very sneaky...
What are those things under his eyes?

edit: OH wait... glasses... haha... that's good... I get the whole Freecrab thing now...
 
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and thought about his nature, as he is wont to do. sure, he's a scientist.. but he's also a headcrab. he had come to have a dim perception that this wasn't the best line of work for him. all of his buddys down at the headbar were basically just making a living jumping on peoples heads. freecrab had always considered himself better than that, but now he started to wonder. certainly a part of him wanted to revist those halcyon days of youth, jumping from head to head, careless and fancy-free. considerations of multildimensional mechanics are hard on the headcrab brain, to be sure. but more than that, is it inherently unnatural for a headcrab to be a scientist? freecrab considered these things and resolved to...
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makeing an expirament he would create a headcrab mini version of the one freeman worked with that had caused he existence in min-mesa in the first place he pushed the crystal into place and bickity bam freecrab eyes flashed before him in front of him where the most hidious creatures he had ever seen freecrab winced at the sight of this awful creaure.... sudenly.....
 
....the power went off. Everything blacked out. Through the darkness he could make out a strange sound - a sort of rythmic sqeaking. He fumbled towards it and then light shined forth upon his torured body.
"Sandwiches...get yer lovely fresh sandwiches," said the sandwich lady, her trolley sqeaking. Freecrab swore. Just as he turned away, he heard a horrible scream and a munching sound. He turned back, very slowly, to see the sandwich lady had disappeared, trolley and all, leaving just a pool of blood. And then....
 
Originally posted by Sulkdodds
....the power went off. Everything blacked out. Through the darkness he could make out a strange sound - a sort of rythmic sqeaking. He fumbled towards it and then light shined forth upon his torured body.
"Sandwiches...get yer lovely fresh sandwiches," said the sandwich lady, her trolley sqeaking. Freecrab swore. Just as he turned away, he heard a horrible scream and a munching sound. He turned back, very slowly, to see the sandwich lady had disappeared, trolley and all, leaving just a pool of blood. And then....
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.... and ate the sandwiches....

:dozey:
 
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