Italian reporter grabs Beckham's balls

[barbarbarbarbar]

She's like a Italian Borat.

Also , Ravioli , I demand a full translation of the scene.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjRLMCrJRI

 

[Ravioli]

I wish i could give you one, but all i can say in italian is "ciao" "prego" and "pasta al ragu...grazie". I use a watered-down-retarded english when i speak to italians, most of them can understand it (if i use enough hand movements and facial expressions).


If i was beckham i would of told her to meet me in my hotel room, where she can grab mah ballz all she wants.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I wish i could give you one, but all i can say in italian is "ciao" "prego" and "pasta al ragu...grazie". I use a watered-down-retarded english when i speak to italians, most of them can understand it (if i use enough hand movements and facial expressions).

Oh balls :3

 

[Krynn72]

That guy looked completely freaked out by her.


And with good reason. I would not bang a crazy chick who grabs peoples balls in front of crowds.

 

[jverne]

Actually the reporter is not a reporter but works for a comedy show very popular in Italy.

 

[Krynn72]

I hope she and the show get sued. Then it will be funny.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

That guy looked completely freaked out by her.


And with good reason. I would not bang a crazy chick who grabs peoples balls in front of crowds.

That guy ?

IT'S DAVID ****ING BECKHAM

 

[Barnz]

I didn't even smile.

 

[unozero]

yeah sexual harassment is teh funneh

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

I hope she and the show get sued. Then it will be funny.

this.

not really funny in any way.

 

[CyberPitz]

ITT: Guys who wish they were Beckham.

 

[sinkoman]

hand movements and facial expressions

So you basically speak fluid italian, amirite?

I would not bang a crazy chick who grabs peoples balls in front of crowds.

Are you kidding me?

 

[Viperidae]

She basically describes everything you see in the skit.

'Look who's here, it's Beckham in Milan.' etc etc

'Look I'm practicing for the interview.'

'What should I say to him? Um, um, um.'

The faster parts I don't know.

 

[L3N!N]

Wait, does she actually come in contact with the skin?

Well, either way, it's kind of kinky.

 

[MJ12]

He has herpes actually, I'm serious yo.

 

[Krynn72]

Are you kidding me?

No. Crazy chicks are not worth it.

 

[Danimal]

Krynn, I decree a bro-fist.

 

[Krynn72]

Never I said! Never!

 

[Warped]

this will be the latest rage. girls at parties grabbing guys's balls you'll see!





:|

 

[Danimal]

Never I said! Never!

...Which is why I decreed a bro-fist.

But now? I retract that decree.

 

[KoreBolteR]

rape-age IMO.

 

[<RJMC>]

girls do that to me all the time,you mean is not normal?

 

[KoreBolteR]

girls do that to me all the time,you mean is not normal?

lol at the brothel? :cheese:

 

[Bad^Hat]

No. Crazy chicks are not worth it.

 

[MJ12]

ugh is it worth making a post about gender roles when I wanted to be asleep several hours ago or should I just type the words GENDER ROLES and leave the rest to your imaginations, oh god I don't think I've been presented with an easier decision to date

gender roles!!!

I think it came to everyone's mind.

We're just all bored of talking about HOW IT'S NOT FAIR THAT WE CANT GRAB TITTIES AND CALL IT ENTERTAINMENT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION.

 

[Bad^Hat]

We're just all bored of talking about HOW IT'S NOT FAIR THAT WE CANT GRAB TITTIES AND CALL IT ENTERTAINMENT ON PUBLIC TELEVISION.

Replace "crazy" with "gay."

 

[MJ12]

And then replace Neil Patrick Harris' face with your face.

 

[Remus]

And then replace Neil Patrick Harris' face with your face.

LOL

Also isn't that the psychic guy from Starship Troopers?

 

[Danimal]

EDIT:

WRONG FACE.

cbf fixing it, I am a baked potato.

 

[Krynn72]

Remus just got made fun of for no reason. This makes me sad.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Also isn't that the psychic guy from Starship Troopers?

Also, Dr. Horrible.

I'd grab his balls (bro code allowing).

 

[CyberPitz]

Also, Dr. Horrible.

I'd grab his balls (bro code allowing).

Also Doogie Howser, M.D.

 

[Tyguy]

Also isn't that the psychic guy from Starship Troopers?

NPH will never be referred to as "that guy" ever again...and yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7bK3w9Mw6w