It's been a long four years...

[sinkoman]

...And i'm bored already.

So, HL2.net, what do you do when you're bored shitless and basically alone?

My only ideas right now are to throw my spare wheel on the back of my bike and go practice barspins or some shit like that, but the gearing on that ****er is way off, and i'm feeling pretty lazy right now...

Or go play ape escape 2, which i've already beaten, so i'm not too keen on that.

I guess I could always fall back on Alien Hominid, but i've played that to death.

WHAT DO YOU DO IN AS DIRE A SITUATION AS THIS HL2.NET?

 

[Dalamari]

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#

Or, have a wank like this:

 

[mchammer75040]

Do a barrell roll.














Or make useless threads.

 

[Kamikazie]

Both?

 

[Adabiviak]

Rub one out.

 

[mchammer75040]

How does one "rub one out", as you would say?

 

[YROC]

^ mchammer 2nd'd.

 

[Krynn72]

How does one "rub one out", as you would say?

First, one must grab one's penis in his hand, grasp it firmly, but not too firmly, and begin moving one's hand back and forth until he ejaculates.


Its simple really.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rub your dick with a warm wet cloth.

 

[sinkoman]

Already cranked it, punching in Jay Reatard to Grooveshark as we speak.

EDIT: Wtf is this shit? They don't have turning blue D:

What are some good webgames?

 

[Krynn72]

Go to sleep.

 

[mchammer75040]

First, one must grab one's penis in his hand, grasp it firmly, but not too firmly, and begin moving one's hand back and forth until he ejaculates.


Its simple really.

I knew it. Could someone illustrate this process for me, I'm not really getting this.

EDIT: dont get me started on webgames sinko.

 

[sinkoman]

Go to sleep.

822 in the evening? **** that.

I knew it. Could someone illustrate this process for me, I'm not really getting this.

EDIT: dont get me started on webgames sinko.

Go for it, i'm all ears.

Eyeballs?

 

[Krynn72]

I knew it. Could someone illustrate this process for me,

No, but I did find something I never knew of before. A Male Chastity belt.

Sinko, go find one of these. That should keep you busy for a few hours at least.

 

[YROC]

Best i could do.

 

[Krynn72]

Wow, I've never had my head disappear before. I must do it wrong.

 

[Kamikazie]

Mine disappears every second or so. Oh wait, you were talking about the comic?

 

[mchammer75040]

Go for it, i'm all ears.

Eyeballs?

Gametap.com Abunch of free games (psychonauts, tomb raider..etc.) Sign up for a buck for the first month and you get stalker, and about a thousand other games.

Also krynn,
My head disappears everytime I stick it in your mum.


Also the chasity belt looks horriffying. Like some sadist tool to stick needles through. D:

 

[YROC]

You sir, are an idiot.

 

[mchammer75040]

^ okay.

 

[sinkoman]

Gametap.com Abunch of free games (psychonauts, tomb raider..etc.) Sign up for a buck for the first month and you get stalker, and about a thousand other games.

Also krynn,
My head disappears everytime I stick it in your mum.


Also the chasity belt looks horriffying. Like some sadist tool to stick needles through. D:

Already got stalker.

Not to mention, i'm on a mac atm, since my PC is out of commission for the time being.

 

[mchammer75040]

Oh wow mac eh? Well I dont know if that matters with gametap but its worth checkin it out, just to see what games they have.

 

[Pesmerga]

since my PC is out of commission for the time being.

For being an idiot and blaming Microsoft because you couldn't keep track of time if you had a watch.

 

[sinkoman]

For being an idiot and blaming Microsoft because you couldn't keep track of time if you had a watch.

Oh no, I don't blame microsoft in the slightest...

Well, I do blame their customer service for being impossible to find behind an impenetrable wall of bullshit on their website (how god damned hard is it to just put a list of phone numbers on a single page?), but other than that, my fault for losing that shit.

You're right though, I can't keep track of time, and I do have a watch!

For example, I pretty much lost the last year to I have no ****ing clue what.

 

[Krynn72]

Pesh is on a roll tonight.

 

[Pesmerga]

Wow you're the biggest pussy ever.

 

[Krynn72]

DONT HURT HIM ANYMORE PESH. Nooooohohohoooo! Please stop! ;( *cries*

 

[YROC]

*sings the tune from three's company*

 

[sinkoman]

Wow you're the biggest pussy ever.

Yeah, basically.

What happened to Newgrounds? It seems like shit suddenly got hard to find :/

And they've got ads now. Did shit finally get too expensive for them?

 

[YROC]

That pico russian roulette game was ****ing awesome.

 

[sinkoman]

That pico russian roulette game was ****ing awesome.

You ever seen that pico vid where he's bombarded by a ****load of clones and pwns the shit out of them in matrix esque style? Badass shit.

I remember we used to sneak onto the class computers in like the 5th grade to play Alien Hominid.

**** it, imma go replay the console version.

 

[YROC]

Have fun.

 

[Pesmerga]

You know, Sinkoman, taking it like a bitch only makes you a bitch.

 

[sinkoman]

You know, Sinkoman, taking it like a bitch only makes you a bitch.

What, do you want me to engage in some sort of massive E-argument with you?

**** that :/

 

[YROC]

^ I clicked your sig. The words "whale & penis" are used way too much. The way I like it. >:]

 

[Sedako]

Newgrounds is Egoraptor's turf now.

 

[Darkside55]

So, HL2.net, what do you do when you're bored shitless and basically alone?

I like to sit around doing absolutely nothing, refreshing websites thirty times a minute, wondering what everyone else is up to.

 

[YROC]

Get x-fire then, silly goose.

 

[sinkoman]

Newgrounds is Egoraptor's turf now.

Begpardon?

Does that mean Tom is out of the picture?

 

[YROC]

Thier assassin genre was fun during the young internets.