It's me birthday 2day

[the show 1347]

So it's my birthday today and i got heaps of clothes and vouchers.

And i got work today but after that i will have a few beers and play Half-Life2 again.

 

[AKIRA]

happy birthday

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yay! Aging is fun!

 

[huntingbear]

y don't you spend all your b-day money on a PS3, which is now $100 cheaper but still has the same problems as before!

anyways....happy b-day

 

[Exploder]

Happy birthday w00t

 

[CyberPitz]

smallest birthday thread evar.

 

[Parlez]

Happy Birthday!

 

[99.vikram]

yay 4 u

 

[Cole]

That's cool.

 

[Iron Kat]

Happy Birthday!!!!!

 

[Darkside55]

Happy birthday!

With those beers, you should play a drinking game with Half-Life. Take a drink everytime you shoot an exploding barrel; take a drink every time a citizen says, "Hey guys let's follow Freeman"; take a drink every time Alyx says, "Gordon," and you'll be shitfaced in no time.

 

[Razordude]

Dude 35 single=Beer=titty bar= more fun than playing with your Gordon.

 

[WacK]

Dude 35 single=Beer=titty bar= more fun than playing with your Gordon.

Tittybar !?? !!! where ??
EDIT: oh and BTW my wingwang is called gordon ;D

 

[CyberPitz]

Tittybar !?? !!! where ??
EDIT: oh and BTW my wingwang is called gordon ;D

My first girlfriend named it "Wolfie". K ind of creepy when she started actually having a conversation with it.

*watching How to lose a guy in 10 days...*
Her: OMG LETS NAME YOURS PRINCESS!
Me: No...how about something more masculine...like Wolfgang Krouser!
Her: Ohhh THAT'S GREAT! How about..Wolfie! Yeah...."
Me: *Damnit.*

 

[Darkside55]

You wanted to name your penis Wolfgang Krauser? Holy shit, I don't know whether to laugh at you or say you're hardcore awesome. Jesus, how many of us are even going to get that name?

...Upon thinking about it that way, I realize it's pathetic.

Then again, I wouldn't be adverse to calling my own penis Geese Howard.

 

[WacK]

My first girlfriend named it "Wolfie". K ind of creepy when she started actually having a conversation with it.

*watching How to lose a guy in 10 days...*
Her: OMG LETS NAME YOURS PRINCESS!
Me: No...how about something more masculine...like Wolfgang Krouser!
Her: Ohhh THAT'S GREAT! How about..Wolfie! Yeah...."
Me: *Damnit.*

Thanks homie.
You just gave me my biggest lol of the day.
*hug*

 

[the show 1347]

Thankx guys.

 

[-Psy-]

My penis is nameless like a ninja. Stealthy and hard to see in dark places.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Happy birthday!

With those beers, you should play a drinking game with Half-Life. Take a drink everytime you shoot an exploding barrel; take a drink every time a citizen says, "Hey guys let's follow Freeman"; take a drink every time Alyx says, "Gordon," and you'll be shitfaced in no time.

I've got a better one - drink every time Gordon doesn't say something.

 

[Robbo]

Only here could a thread about someones birthday be turned so quickly into a thread about naming penis's. Happy Birthday