ITT, kikoushou--or, the Street Fighter Chun Li movie trailer

[Darkside55]

http://streetfighter-movie.gyao.jp/

Kristen Kreuk as Chun Li: eh, ok.

Michael Clark Duncan as Balrog: yeah that's pretty good.

Neal McDonough as Bison: oh shit casting director what are you doing

Robin Shou as...no, fuck it, Robin Shou can only ever be seen as Liu Kang. You will watch this movie and pretend he is Liu Kang.

Chris Klein as Nash: Who the heck is Chris KleHOLY SHIT WAIT DID THAT JUST SAY NASH GODDAMN THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME EVEN IF CHRIS KLEIN IS ONE SERIOUSLY UGLY HUMAN BEING

Taboo as Vega: Got the state's appeal with the joint's that real / I don't need no steel to make my point / Get down and dirty cuz that's my joint / Ha! We preferably make all points

Everyone else: don't give a fuck.

It looks...OK. Kinda.

Spoiler

I miss Raul Julia.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Kristin Kreuk?

Hmm i used to furiously masterbate over the thought of Chun Li. Countless hours of sleepless nights with visions of being raped by her athletic body. She has the head and expression of an innocent girl dreaming of far away cocks, but the toned body of a fertile sexy goddess bitch from sex land. Hell yeah.

Aren't there any good Japanese actressess? Kreuk can't do this.

 

[Laivasse]

Link doesn't work.

Now it does. You'd think 3 refreshes would be a good test, but no.

 

[Emporius]

Wooooooo Neal McDonough

 

[hot564231]

Dead or Alive 2: the street fight....

 

[Darkside55]

Hmm i used to furiously masterbate over the thought of Chun Li. Countless hours of sleepless nights with visions of being raped by her athletic body. She has the head and expression of an innocent girl dreaming of far away cocks, but the toned body of a fertile sexy goddess bitch from sex land. Hell yeah.

Chun Li would destroy you. You would die of a crushed pelvis, your internal organs squeezed thin like string beans.

 

[hot564231]

OH DEAR JESUS!

That picture is horrible!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Chun Li would destroy you. You would die of a crushed pelvis, your internal organs squeezed thin like string beans.

Is she wearing tights, or have her legs been tanned by the intense heat generated by her thighs rubbing together as she walks?

 

[Darkside55]

Tights. Tights that are stretched to the seams as they barely contain legs that could crush a 100-year-old oak to splinters between them.