ITT, Miccy answers everyone's questions about everything!

[MiccyNarc]

As the title says, ask me anything and I shall answer!

BEGIN!

 

[$kelet0r]

why is the optimal solution for a lagrangian linear equation more usually presented in matrix form?

 

[CptStern]

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[MiccyNarc]

why is the optimal solution for a lagrangian linear equation more usually presented in matrix form?

The answer to that is found by searching your own soul! I recommend a long walk in the woods.

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

"Whoosh!"

 

[CptStern]

"Whoosh!"

no ....that's the sound of one hand swinging :E


could god make something sooooo big that even he couldnt pick it up?


if jesus is the son of god and god is jesus' father ...who is his mother? Mary? if so does that mean she is god's wife? how did they consumate the marriage?

 

[Solaris]

Why shouldn't Marxist theory be applied to todays society?

 

[Qonfused]

Why is it taking so long from Creative to repsond to my phone call. Their Christmas music is nice though.

 

[Soirjed]

Can Qonfused be any more of a homosexual?

 

[ríomhaire]

Why did battlefrank have a thread very similar to this before he was banned?

 

[Qonfused]

Next step question:

Why does it take Creative to fix a simple problem a whole month?

 

[MiccyNarc]

could god make something sooooo big that even he couldnt pick it up?

It's a paradox, but the answer is "Yo", which is not to be confused with "Yes/no" or "'Sup dawg"

if jesus is the son of god and god is jesus' father ...who is his mother? Mary? if so does that mean she is god's wife? how did they consumate the marriage?

Mary is the mother, and if the answers for the others are to be found through prayer.

Why shouldn't Marxist theory be applied to todays society?

Marx is dead, you newblet!

Why is it taking so long from Creative to repsond to my phone call. Their Christmas music is nice though.

Hot secretaries.

Can Qonfused be any more of a homosexual?

See the answer to the first question.
I'll answer more tonight, I must be going!

 

[Dekstar]

Do bears always smell like fish? Or is it just their aftershave?

 

[ríomhaire]

Why do you ignore me? ;(

 

[AiM]

What's more important? Good aim or good pie?

 

[Icarusintel]

when will hot girls ever notice me?

 

[CptStern]

when will hot girls ever notice me?

when you start wearing pants in public :O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Is it possible to shit your pants at speeds faster than the speed of sound?

Do you know the Weed Song?

 

[Icarusintel]

when you start wearing pants in public :O

shit, that's what those are for!?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

shit, that's what those are for!?

*ahem* Why, yes, yes it is. (Yes he's taking it just as planned... Muwhwhahhahahaha!).

 

[AmishSlayer]

Wen will the shredded cheese in my fridge go bad?

When will America stop making reality TV?

What is my favorite color combo?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wen will the shredded cheese in my fridge go bad?

When will America stop making reality TV?What is my favorite color combo?

Easy. Never..... ****ing Tv execs and Producers suck. **** ****ity **** **** mother **** **** reality tv.... Sorry I just had to get that out... But uh yeah never.

 

[Raziaar]

How much beef can a drunk cow eat on an all night binge?

 

[OvA]

How can I achieve a physically training montage in real life?

 

[bvasgm]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Shamrock]

Why does 1 not equal .999...?

 

[MiccyNarc]

Why did battlefrank have a thread very similar to this before he was banned?

Because the tyrannical leadership of this website opposed to truth in any form!

Why does it take Creative to fix a simple problem a whole month?

God hates you!

Do bears always smell like fish? Or is it just their aftershave?

They smell like fish only after they have eaten fish.

Likewise, they smell like your little sister if they eat your little sister.
Simple logic.

Why do you ignore me?

Why do you post while I do?

What's more important? Good aim or good pie?

While good aim is important when large gorillas are eating your family, good pie is more likely to come up more often.

when will hot girls ever notice me?

When you become a chav.

Is it possible to shit your pants at speeds faster than the speed of sound?

Do you know the Weed Song?

Yes and no.

Wen will the shredded cheese in my fridge go bad?

There'll be a power outage soon, at which point you can kiss your cheese goodbye.
I have foreseen it.
EAT IT NOW AND AVOID THIS HORRIBLE FATE!!!
Oh the humanity.

When will America stop making reality TV?

When idiot Americans turn off their TVs for once.

What is my favorite color combo?

Red + Yellow + Pink + 3 other colors that don't have names at this point in time.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

How much beef can a drunk cow eat on an all night binge?

None, as cows are herbivores.
Now if they were really drunk they would eat one piece but choke on it, killing them.
The only good cow is a dead cow.

How can I achieve a physically training montage in real life?

Self discipline.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

3 chords.

Why does 1 not equal .999...?

Because 1 = 1., not .999 (repeating) = .999 (repeating)

Keep 'em coming folks

 

[Greatgat]

If I kill a hooker, would I have killed a hooker?

 

[Evo]

What is the secret to eternal happyness?

 

[ة الأسئلة الشائع]

What is the Geological venue of D.C, Also how what the first specimen created and was that person givin any spacific sacraments to do when they were ingenerate on this planet? have fun!

 

[mortiz]

Why does 1 not equal .999...?

heh heh, 1 does infact equal .9999 *repeating:

if x = 0.9999999(repeating)
10x = 9.9999999(repeating)
subtract x
so 9x = 9
therefore x = 1. FTW!

 

[short recoil]

What would win in a head on collision, a volvo 740 or a ford granada?

 

[MiccyNarc]

If I kill a hooker, would I have killed a hooker?

No.

What is the secret to eternal happyness?

Chocolate! (Actually it's Jesus)

What is the Geological venue of D.C,

E=mc^3

Also how what the first specimen created and was that person givin any spacific sacraments to do when they were ingenerate on this planet?

Yes.

heh heh, 1 does infact equal .9999 *repeating:

if x = 0.9999999(repeating)
10x = 9.9999999(repeating)
subtract x
so 9x = 9
therefore x = 1. FTW!

Or:
1/3 + 2/3 = 3/3 = 1
1/3 = .33333333
2/3 = .66666666
3/3 = .99999999
Therefore
.9999999 = 1

What would win in a head on collision, a volvo 740 or a ford granada?

It would be a tie.
My Ford Ranger would pwn both.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Is the internet for porn?

Is it true that you know everything which I find to be pure bulllshit ?

 

[Greatgat]

Is it true that you know everything which I find to be pure bulllshit ?

Hold it. I can field this one.

YES.

 

[Que-Ever]

I have a question...
why did you steal mah job ;(

 

[short recoil]

What is love?

 

[Greatgat]

I have a question...
why did you steal mah job ;(

Is he Mexican!?

 

[Shamrock]

Is it true you use Google for EVERY question here!?!


I knew it..

 

[Qonfused]

Is Shamrock hawt?

 

[Icarusintel]

Are there any girls on the internets?