ITT, we blame the Jews.

[MiccyNarc]

Post all your crazy/nuts Jewish conspiracy theories here. They have to be all original, and don't take this thread seriously, okay?

I'll start:

Girls on the internet are just a myth, one which is promoted by the Jews.

In theory (and it works), teenage white males will go on the Internet searching for these girls, which are actually Jews, and will fail school, spend all their time on the internet, and never procreate, thus damaging the white race, which is the Jew's ultimate goal.



Anyway, next?

 

[Beerdude26]

Jews ALWAYS become owners of jewelry shops so they can take all the diamonds in the world to build a super cannon from them. They will then bomb their promised land first and will use Jerusalem as a headquarters to take over the world :O

 

[ríomhaire]

JEWS WHERE MADE UP BY THE IRAQS TO CONFUSE US GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS! THE NAZIS THEN WERE FOUNDED IN 1941 TO HELP WITH THIS. THE CIA WON'T RESPOND TO MY ANGRY TEXT MESSAGES, PROOF!
omgwtfbbq!!!!!

 

[Beerdude26]

Jews are actually an alien race bent on dominating the universe with an iron fist. They seduct all the females with their shiny diamonds, which will result in the entire extinction of the human race. Earth will then be assimilated into the "J00", a Borg-like entity that takes technology from each civilisation to make itself stronger.

"We are the J00. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
:O

 

[ríomhaire]

Jews are actually an alien race bent on dominating the universe with an iron fist. They seduct all the females with their shiny diamonds, which will result in the entire extinction of the human race. Earth will then be assimilated into the "J00", a Borg-like entity that takes technology from each civilisation to make itself stronger.

"We are the J00. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
:O

Acept Yahweh OR ELSE!

 

[Ikerous]

Doom3 and MySpace were both really made by a world wide jewish conglomerate. I think you know why.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Oh man that girls one was priceless. I'm sending it to my Israeli friend as soon as he logs on to get a rise out of him. haha.

 

[OvA]

Jews are the scourge of the human race and should be eliminated. Oh wait, did someone do that one before? Sounds familiar.

 

[Shodan]

...What?

 

[Ikerous]

Jews are the scourge of the human race and should be eliminated. Oh wait, did someone do that one before?

Jesus? If not, no clue.

Sieg heil mein fuhrer!

 

[mindless_moder]

Jesus? If not, no clue.

Sieg heil mein fuhrer!

the nazi's idiot . jk
btw why isnt this thread closed ?

 

[Ikerous]

the nazi's idiot . jk
btw why isnt this thread closed ?

Because it's clearly meant to be in good fun and not actually an attack on any group

 

[Glirk Dient]

Meant to be in good fun? That will last about 5 more posts.

 

[Ikerous]

Meant to be in good fun? That will last about 5 more posts.

Lol, it's kinda funny cuz thats the first negative post in the thread

Anyone else hear that the jews invented santa?

 

[Shippi]

It may be in good fun now, but I don't see it lasting so long

sorry

 

[Danimal]

Not to mention the fact that Crushenator is Jewish.

 

[Crushenator 500]

Not to mention the fact that Crushenator is Jewish.

He is?

 

[bliink]

I wish there was a double-lock feature