Mattigus
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My roommate is one of those whackjobs who believes in the 9-11 conspiracy theory, as well as any other conspiracy theory he hears. Inspired by his beliefs, I came up with a great superhero to make fun of him with.
THE PERPLEXOR
My vision is a guy who fights against the New World Order, which is basically the shadow government that rules the world. His one foil, though, is that he is too stupid or over the top to convince anybody about his theories. At the same time, the REAL shadow government attempts to take control of the world and stop the Perplexor, but fail at both because of their stupidity. (Mental image: a group of shadowy cigar smoking men, ruling the world behind a giant metal door with a piece of paper taped to it that has the words "No Girls Allowed!" scrawled on it.) The end result is epic battles for control over the world, but nobody knows or cares about it.
If anybody has any suggestions or conspiracy theories that the Perplexor can uncover, please let me know. Here is a planned list of episodes that the Perplexor will face.
The Perplexor and the Mystery of 9-11
The Perplexor and the Real Assassin of JFK
The Perplexor and the Nefarious Alien Visitors
The Perplexor and the Shapeshifting Reptilians
The Perplexor and the ******s of Bohemian Grove
THE PERPLEXOR
My vision is a guy who fights against the New World Order, which is basically the shadow government that rules the world. His one foil, though, is that he is too stupid or over the top to convince anybody about his theories. At the same time, the REAL shadow government attempts to take control of the world and stop the Perplexor, but fail at both because of their stupidity. (Mental image: a group of shadowy cigar smoking men, ruling the world behind a giant metal door with a piece of paper taped to it that has the words "No Girls Allowed!" scrawled on it.) The end result is epic battles for control over the world, but nobody knows or cares about it.
If anybody has any suggestions or conspiracy theories that the Perplexor can uncover, please let me know. Here is a planned list of episodes that the Perplexor will face.
The Perplexor and the Mystery of 9-11
The Perplexor and the Real Assassin of JFK
The Perplexor and the Nefarious Alien Visitors
The Perplexor and the Shapeshifting Reptilians
The Perplexor and the ******s of Bohemian Grove