I've got the Christmas spirit!

[Mechagodzilla]

And it sucks! :O

Here I am in mid-september, humming a random tune. Then I realise I'm humming Jingle Bells!
Later in the day, O' Christmas Tree. Then Silver Bells. Then Frosty the Freakin' Snowman!

Now I wake up feeling awesome because I'm going to get a ton of gifts, but instead I slowly realise that presents are three months away.
The only gift I get is that there's no milk in the fridge, so I can't have my daily bowl of Cheerios.

I crave hot chocolate, but it's still boiling hot outside. Candy canes are delicious, but no-one sells them in September.
Egg nog? What nog? You won't find any around here.

I'm quoting Dickens at random, while visions of sugarplums dance through my head.

What the hell is going on? It's a mad house!
And WTF's a sugarplum?

Welcome to my personal hell!

 

[Ikerous]

Christmas sucks. Not really lookin forward to it. However christmas music does own, id listen to it all year around if i could find some done well.

And might i add: Seek help...

Oh yea, christmas sucks.

 

[thenerdguy]

Hmm it looks like "THEY" are looking for a new santa. :O :O

 

[TinyKilbasa]

Turn the AC up full blast in your room. get it cold enough to enjoy a warm cup of hot cocoa.


dont forget the marshmellows

As for eggnog, try making your own
http://www.oldetimecooking.com/Recipes/egg_nog.htm

 

[lePobz]

Meh, im too old. It's my birthday in 2 and a bit weeks, and I'm really not looking forward to it. Xmas sucks too. Bleh.

Bugger.