Japan worker in 780,000 porntastic hits + Seal love

[Trevelyan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm linkee

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm Seal love

has the world gone sex crazy!

"The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner"

lol

 

[CptStern]

the world? ....a single person and a confused seal is the world?


gotta love the bored disintresented look on the seal's face ..probably post climax ...looks like he needs a cigarette

 

[Trevelyan]

well i almost wrote the BBC instead of world because they do have a habit of running sex stories, but I suppose the frequency of these reports are well within statistical norms. It was a rhetorical question.

 

[Eejit]

That seal must think he's the penguin's egg... because he wants to get LAID by it! lolololol!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Heh, that pun almost works.

I was trying to imagine why the man would look at porn so very often if he could not masturbate - but then I read this part...

A council official, trying to explain why no-one had noticed, said that each employee's desk was set apart from the others.

 

[Raziaar]

How is it even possible to access a porn 780,000 times in 9 months?

I mean seriously, that's like almost 3000 times a day!

He must be Zen in porn.

 

[Krynn72]

How is it even possible to access a porn 780,000 times in 9 months?

I mean seriously, that's like almost 3000 times a day!

He must be Zen in porn.

The article said he browsed 20 sex sites per minute.

 

[Vegeta897]

the world? ....a single person and a confused seal is the world?

Just like a fat man stuffing cheeseburgers down his throat is America.

 

[Pesmerga]

The difference is that most of America does do that.

 

[Vegeta897]

And most of the world loves seals.

I mean come on, who doesn't love these little buggers.

 

[MFD00M]

heart just melted.

 

[Pesmerga]

Is... is it crying?

 

[Krynn72]

The difference is that most of America does do that.

And most of japan is obsessed with strange sexual things.

 

[highlander]

oh god, seal picture. i went awwwww out loud

 

[Raziaar]

Is... is it crying?

Yes. Because off camera a Canadian is preparing to club it.

 

[MJ12]

Just like a fat man stuffing cheeseburgers down his throat is America.

Wham Bam! Suck our eggs Stern!

 

[VirusType2]

heart just melted.

or was that a glacier?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

And most of the world loves seals.

I mean come on, who doesn't love these little buggers.

I love to bugger little seals, yes

 

[The Monkey]

Whoever made Photoshop should be ****ing shot! Who do they have to have everything so ****ing difficult?

 

[[Matt]]

And most of the world loves seals.

I mean come on, who doesn't love these little buggers.

Luke Skywalker doesn't...

 

[Kadayi]

Surely he must of had a couple of favourite sites and just been browsing them every so often? they can't of all been different sites, I mean he'd of encountered a virus a lot quicker than that if he'd been surfing different ones everyday surely?

 

[Wanted Bob]

Good Lord, 20 sites a minute?!?!? How... how can you even DO that???