Japanese is fun

[DEATHMASTER]

http://translationparty.com/#1094079
http://translationparty.com/#6771482

Enter your own.

 

[sixteenth]

http://translationparty.com/#6771519



http://translationparty.com/#6771526

 

[ríomhaire]

http://translationparty.com/#6771655

It just goes on and on!

 

[Raziaar]

http://translationparty.com/#6771811



Starts with...

Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don't believe me. Observe this commercial.

continues to...

Oh, hello, investors in the United States. Are interested in the status of the brightness distribution of Let's family. You are a wise choice. But please - please please please please please please please do not please me. Verify this commercial.


Finishes with...

Oh, hello, investors in the United States. Are interested in the status of the brightness distribution of Let's family. You are a wise choice. But please - please do not please me Please please please please please please please please please please please please please. Verify this commercial.

 

[Vegeta897]

A little old, but still makes me laugh every time.

 

[The Monkey]

http://translationparty.com/#6772665

Mergh...

EDIT:
This one made me lol:
http://translationparty.com/#6772777

 

[Raziaar]

http://translationparty.com/#6772665

Awesome, infinite loop!

 

[Krynn72]

http://translationparty.com/#6771655

It just goes on and on!

lol wtf. If I saw this, there would be no way I'd guess what it originally was.

Misutafuriman Kusareta 2 If I was one of the world, one light and one at least one waste ? one or two easy-to-58 .. more 1,111,111,111,111. However, a single value, 1 Nomimashou Detsu sleep I repeat.

This site like to add "please" to everything.
http://translationparty.com/#6772873

 

[Mr. Djees]

http://translationparty.com/#6773309

A spectre is haunting Europe-the spectre of Communism. All the Powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Czar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

-> Burokkenyoroppa is that you can not forget the specter of communism. Powers, Brocken, the old scriptures of all the European Union: the Pope and Emperor, Metternich and Guizot, the input data, France, Germany, to remove the extremists to get the police spyware.

Finally, the Communist Manifesto makes sense!

 

[Dekstar]

Speech Writers of the world, rejoice!

http://translationparty.com/#6773278

EDIT: Oh wow, this one fixed itself: http://translationparty.com/#6773397
Christmas is not just a sandwich for a living: http://translationparty.com/#6773428

 

[Acepilotf14]

http://translationparty.com/#6773473

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

 

[Raziaar]

http://translationparty.com/#6773710

I am a hikikomori.

I have, and withdrawal.

I have to, retreat.

I have regressed.

I'm holding back.

I have detention.

I have detention.

Equilibrium found!




George Bush is like the only president it prefixes with "President".

"President George Bush."

EDIT: Oh... clinton it prefixes with "Former President"

Barack Obama is just "Barack Obama".

How racist. CANT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT!

Japanese people are racist. And equilibrium is instantly found! lol

 

[VirusType2]

"Better late than never."

http://translationparty.com/#6775839

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

 

[Shem]

http://translationparty.com/#6776753

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

Equilibrium found.

 

[kupocake]

http://translationparty.com/#6777079

Please, don't hit me.

edit:
Ohoho
http://translationparty.com/#6777101
"Is not a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?"
"The appropriate amount, or people who love to sweat?"
"People and lovers of the appropriate amount of sweat?"
"People with the appropriate amount of sweat and love?"