Can you stand looking like a poorly made blow-up doll for three minutes a day? Does your bathroom door lock rival the one on Fort Knox's vault so your spouse, kids, dog or cat will never, ever, accidentally or otherwise, see you in this state? If so, the Face Slimmer from Japan's Yumetai will forever be the dark and disturbing secret behind your bonafide “beautiful woman smile”... even if you're a man.
The pretty pink silicone rubber device looks a lot like those plastic fake lips kids wear on Halloween – all the more reason to keep it hidden away from the little rascals. The main difference is, you don't say “Trick or Treat”: instead it's “A I U E O”, the basic vowel sounds of the Japanese language according to the sales copy though it's likely English-speakers can get similar results (if any) with “Ay Ee Eye Oh You & sometimes Why”.
