Japanese man petitions to legally marry cartoon character

[CptStern]

A JAPANESE man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".

why stop at one cartoon wife? just get a pen and paper and you can make thousands of wives, or husbands or tentacle sprouting donkeys with a massive kawk

Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

I know it's not Darkside even though it sounds like him but ...is that you darkside?


http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html

 

[Reginald]

EDIT: Holy shit at creepy watermark in the top right of that picture ^

 

[<RJMC>]

does he will be cut in very thin pieces to be used as cells of a animation?

 

[Eejit]

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

So who's gonna break it to him? He's clearly already walking a thin line when it comes to his sanity.

 

[Mellish]

Oh the Japanese and their crazy antics.

 

[Blackthorn]

If he tries to **** her the pages will stick together and she'll die. u_u

 

[Dekstar]

Or he'll paper cut his cock and bleed to death.

 

[Musk]

What a boring relationship..

 

[DEATHMASTER]

"I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world. However, that seems impossible with present-day technology"
>_>
<_<
<_>

 

[bam23]

she has no say in the matter?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

It's like rape, that's why its illegal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What a boring relationship..

Oh you.

 

[nurizeko]

If any of you have been to Japan you'll not be surprised this shit happens.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.

Its statements like that, that make me happy I dumped my stalker ex when I did...

 

[jverne]

apparently all stat samurai head cutting strict discipline had to express itself in the modern world.

 

[MJ12]

See what happens when you allow gay rights.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Stern, quite possibly your greatest thread ever.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Technically, bed spreads and pillows are three-dimensional objects.

(NSFWish)

Spoiler

 

[DEATHMASTER]

What a crappy pillow.

 

[highlander]

*face palm*

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

cartoon cannot consent to marriage so no

 

[DEATHMASTER]

you're a cartoon.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'm one you can never forget once meeting face to face. They SHOULD make a cartoon about me

 

[Mech Man]

I lol'd at the box of tissues.

 

[Darkside55]

I know it's not Darkside even though it sounds like him but ...is that you darkside?

Please.

I need no petition to marry my cartoon wives. With this pencil and this left hand, I can make them ALL say, "I do." I am above legal recognition.

 

[CptStern]

just wait till you try to claim spousal benefits


name of spouse: Princess Peach
age: prepubescent
sex: indeterminate, unless I draw genetalia

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

HEy, I'm back.

I must say to bad^hat,

What the shit?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I lol'd at the box of tissues.

Thats what I was gonna say :naughty:

 

[VirusType2]

I'm not sure if this is as bad, or worse, than a woman from India legally marrying a snake.

In fact, didn't some guy marry his donkey or something recently?


So far, it's not legal in Japan yet, so we should give Japan the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Eejit]

I doubt such a relationship would have much depth.

 

[VirusType2]

I doubt such a relationship would have much depth.

OK, now we are on the same page.

 

[Ravioli]

Guys, i want you to meet my new wife:

 

[VirusType2]

Can it be anal probe time now? :stare:

 

[Omnomnick]

It won't last.

 

[Gemma]

box of tissues?

 

[VirusType2]

box of tissues?

Body fluids...

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

The cartoon will divorce him when he cheats on it with his hand.

 

[nurizeko]

Guys, great news....I am to marry my childhood sweetheart.

<3

 

[Bad^Hat]

Me too! <3

IT'S TOTALLY COOL THO GUYS, SHE'S ACTUALLY LIKE 9,000 YEARS OLD. GUYS.





... Guys?

 

[McGooTheWise]

Technically, bed spreads and pillows are three-dimensional objects.

(NSFWish)

Spoiler

These people are just crying for help...

They have never felt the touch of a woman... Or they're just ****ed in the head, that might also be true.

 

[Naph]

Heads up. Furry fandom is just going to eat this up.