Hamsocks
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...are the two worst writers in Hollywood today. It's very rare that a movie comes out that disinterests me so much that I actually have to change the channel whenever a preview pops up on the TV. Meet The Spartans does that for me.
Jason and Aaron must be the Eric Baumans of cinema. Every film is just 90 minutes of cliche, worn-out jokes that have been done to death in every other form of media. The only people I can think of who might legitimately think this crap is funny is someone just waking out of a three year coma. People who love these movies, coincidentally, are people I never want to meet.
"OMG, Paris Hilton is dumb! Britney Spears is crazy! Look, a midget! Guess what, Rambo is old! Holy crap, a mini-me midget character! Breakdancing, in my Sparta?" Hilarious.
Gah, I need to go punch a baby seal in the face or something now to release my frustration.
Jason and Aaron must be the Eric Baumans of cinema. Every film is just 90 minutes of cliche, worn-out jokes that have been done to death in every other form of media. The only people I can think of who might legitimately think this crap is funny is someone just waking out of a three year coma. People who love these movies, coincidentally, are people I never want to meet.
"OMG, Paris Hilton is dumb! Britney Spears is crazy! Look, a midget! Guess what, Rambo is old! Holy crap, a mini-me midget character! Breakdancing, in my Sparta?" Hilarious.
Gah, I need to go punch a baby seal in the face or something now to release my frustration.
