Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her HEYHEY

[CptStern]

Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html

what brilliant mind came up with this?

"hmmm maybe if I put some crazy glue and shiney bits of plastic no one will notice the vag cheese"

 

[Tyguy]

I used to have a huge crush on her. That was a while ago, now I'm old enough to rape.

 

[<RJMC>]

new phrase to get chicks

"let me see your jewels,I am a jewel expert,will drill them to see if are quality"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

new phrase to get chicks

"let me see your jewels,I am a jewel expert,will drill them to see if are quality"

Thread over. Seal it shut and never speak of it again.