Jessica Simpson: "ZOMG A coyote is eating my DAISY!!!"

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Jessica Simpson's lesbian dog has been stolen by a coyote.

The singer-and-actress has posted a heartfelt plea for information on Daisy's whereabouts on social networking website Twitter after the pooch was swiped by the wild animal as she looked on.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes, HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! (sic)"

Jessica and her family have even mocked up a poster of Daisy – who is a malti-poo, a cross between a Maltese and a Poodle – in a desperate bid to locate her.

The document includes a picture of Daisy and a banner reading: "I miss my mommy, Daisy."
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stupid bimbo; half eaten dogs cant call for their mommies


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10597536
 
I can picture someone ringing her doorbell with a severed paw and expecting some cash
 
ya the coyote

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote...Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to cases. You have a small dog named Daisy and I ate it for supper."
 
A coyote eating daisy...
Wait this Daisy is a ****ing dog? Shit.
 
Sounds like a merciful release for Daisy.
 
toaster leigh said:
This just makes me sad

Sad that the dog died, I mean. Not sad for the state of humanity or some ~*edgy*~ bullshit like that
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Tristen is in constant pain as she mourns over the millions of creatures consumed by carnivorous animals everyday.
 
Au-heppa said:
poor Krynn
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God damn it! Not every dog is me for Christ's sake!

That was my cousin ;( ****ing Coyotes have had a grudge against my family ever since we caught that squirrel on their turf.
 
I hate it when the cute-ass mother****ing dogs get owned.
 
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