Jesus was gay...

[sinkoman]

20 years from today, scientists find the body of Jesus christ (Pope confirms the body to be Jesus', and the general christian public also accepts that it is Jesus'). 5 years after the discovery, scientists release images and studies to the general press showing that not only was there a crude stone dildo up Jesus' ass when he died, but that the stone dildo fossilized what is confirmed as the flesh of a male penis up Jesus' ass. The cock and stone have also been identified as having been placed in Jesus' rectal cavity exactly 24 hours prior to his death.

Tell me forum, what do the Christians say to this?

 

[15357]

The Devil did it?

 

[Danimal]

CptStern did it?

 

[CyberPitz]

Sorry, me and Ikerous found him one day laying there...and...well, the rest is just history.

 

[bigburpco]

D:

 

[15357]

You... you have no penis?

 

[bigburpco]

Sorry, me and Ikerous found him one day laying there...and...well, the rest is just history.

:O

Oh, well, I didn't need to hear that.

 

[Naudian]

D:

^ Zat.

 

[sinkoman]

Sorry, me and Ikerous found him one day laying there...and...well, the rest is just history.

So you decided to just LEAVE the dick in there?

(i'm gonna go edit this just to make sure nobody else does this )

 

[Steven]

I'd just like to say lol pwnt.

 

[Skaadi]

I'm going to vote this the stupid thread of the day.

 

[Raziaar]

Wow... yeah. Very stupid thread.

WTF are you smoking today Sinkoman?

 

[Unfocused]

Source?

 

[MiccyNarc]

20 years from today, scientists find the body of Jesus christ (Pope confirms the body to be Jesus', and the general christian public also accepts that it is Jesus'). 5 years after the discovery, scientists release images and studies to the general press showing that not only was there a crude stone dildo up Jesus' ass when he died, but that the stone dildo fossilized what is confirmed as the flesh of a male penis up Jesus' ass. The cock and stone have also been identified as having been placed in Jesus' rectal cavity exactly 24 hours prior to his death.

Tell me forum, what do the Christians say to this?

You're a complete idiot.

 

[destrukt]

Tell me forum, what do the Christians say to this?

Your sense of humour sucks ? No really, that was probably the worst attempt at a joke or something, ever.. and I have low standards from listening to rubbish on the interweb for a long time.

 

[Raziaar]

I'd say the romans did it as they were crucifying him.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Where's the vote close button...

 

[Shippi]

nothing good can come from this thread...