jesus was white

[jverne]

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

http://theraptureright.com/blog/2008/10/01/proof-that-jesus-was-and-is-white/


of course that's so logical...how come it never came to my mind?!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The fictional character is as the status implies.

 

[Laivasse]

Pretty sure it's a joke site.

Decoder cross...?

 

[CptStern]

jesus was white ...jaleel white

 

[VictimOfScience]

Hahaha! The humor (and ignorance) never ends on the internets.

 

[VirusType2]

This image

 

[MJ12]

You know, in our religion class Senior year of High School, I had this semi-open minded teacher who brought in an article and picture of what scientists guestimated would be a somewhat accurate depiction of Jesus.

And everyone in the class was like "He looks like a pedophile! He looks like a homeless guy, that's not my Jesus! I would be afraid of him!"

And I laughed at all those high and mighty Christians and pointed out how they contradict their entire belief system by rejecting someone for how they look, because they're all just a bunch of rich judgmental snobs deep down inside.
("zombie you're being judgmental!" well they did it first!)

My teacher was proud actually.

 

[CptStern]

You know, in our religion class Senior year of High School, I had this semi-open minded teacher who brought in an article and picture of what scientists guestimated would be a somewhat accurate depiction of Jesus.

And everyone in the class was like "He looks like a pedophile! He looks like a homeless guy, that's not my Jesus! I would be afraid of him!"

And I laughed at all those high and mighty Christians and pointed out how they contradict their entire belief system by rejecting someone for how they look, because they're all just a bunch of rich judgmental snobs deep down inside.
("zombie you're being judgmental!" well they did it first!)

My teacher was proud actually.

this guy?


http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/tb_jesuslead-lg.jpg

full story:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/research/1282186.html


far far far more accurate than this:

http://www.erichufschmid.net/TFC/img/JesusWithBlueEyes.jpg

personally I think he looks like this:

http://www.nypress.com/images/can you see jesus.jpg

 

[DEATHMASTER]

welcome to retarded whiteyland ZT

 

[<RJMC>]

Maybe “Jesus” was albino and so Mary made up a story that he was the son of God because she was embarrassed! I guess we will never know!

who know is this is the answer to all this riddles

 

[GreatEmperor]

Pretty sure it's a joke site.

Decoder cross...?

Decent way to advertise his movie though

 

[Kyorisu]

Right the non physical lord has a colour now. Sigh.

 

[Eejit]

It's a joke...

 

[Kyorisu]

It's a joke...

That's the sad part. The joke resembles what a lot of people would actually believe.

 

[Kadayi]

And what has this to do with Politics exactly?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white.

Wait, what. I didn't think there was description of God being human?

Plus I didn't think cancer was a problem, when your already dead

 

[CptStern]

Wait, what. I didn't think there was description of God being human?

everybody knows he's a muscular bearded guy

That's the sad part. The joke resembles what a lot of people would actually believe.

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law

 

[Jintor]

Guys guys guys

Jesus...

was JEWISH!

 

[Kase]

jesus existed ? i thought he was like the tooth fairy easter bunny and Santa

 

[CptStern]

there's no doubt he was real ..however as far as being the son of god well you just gotta have faith otherwise people think you're retarded for believing in fairy tales

 

[MacBowes]

Jesus never existed.

Religion is a joke.

 

[Seppo]

I KNEW it!