Jesus xbox360

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Jesus doesnt visit the pope, the dying or people in need ..he plasters his image on pancakes and potato chips and now an Xbox360

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WORLD FAMOUS JESUS 360 - Image of Jesus on XBOX 360


"This XBOX 360 package has an Image of a man in the resemblance of Jesus on the back of the packaging. I did not alter the package in any way. This is a natural occurance of something beyond my understanding. The appearance of this image is comprised of a manipulation of the plastic, enclosing the package... I tried to rub it off, but I cannot. I am not auctioning the Image, but if you do happen to buy this XBOX 360, the image will inevitably be included, for it is part of the packaging. I can guarantee in writing, that I did not attempt to fabricate this occurance in any way. The image is open for interpretation. You decide."


so is that why he's asking for $3,350.00 US?
 
CptStern said:
This XBOX 360 package has an Image of a man in the resemblance of Jesus on the back of the packaging.
Well the fact that he knows what Jesus looked like is amazing in itself :rolleyes:
 
everyone knows he looks like this:


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or perhaps this:

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but he most likely looked like this:

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I believe that Jesus had big round puppy-dog eyes.

How could anyone stay mad at him for that?

Well, apart from the people who executed him of course. The open season was on for culling the cuteness.
 
Why all the crazy threads all of a sudden stern?? Is your age finally catching up with you? :E
 
Xbox 360: The saviour's console. Buy now for free communion!
 
Let's wait for Jack Thompson's head to explode around this.

"Games are the devil! Wait, Jesus is on the 360... Jesus is the devil?" *Exploshens*
 
Please rename thread to "8th post down is a dog with 6 legs liek omg"
 
You gotta hand it to those religious nuts...They sure know how to burn holes in their pockets.
 
one day I will make the face of jesus on a piece of shit of me
and I will sell it on Ebay like:omfg a piece of shit whit jesus on it,I was just taking a big shit when I stand up and looked the toilet I saw the face of jesus on oen of them!I was liek "omfg jesus!",I pick it up and put it inside a jar,you can clearly see the face of jesus on it,starting bid 1.000.000$
*3 hours later*
ebay site:item sold
 
No, THIS is Jesus.
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Gotta love Wondercon, Kevin Smith appearances, and rabid fans.
 
<RJMC> said:
one day I will make the face of jesus on a piece of shit of me
and I will sell it on Ebay like:omfg a piece of shit whit jesus on it,I was just taking a big shit when I stand up and looked the toilet I saw the face of jesus on oen of them!I was liek "omfg jesus!",I pick it up and put it inside a jar,you can clearly see the face of jesus on it,starting bid 1.000.000$
*3 hours later*
ebay site:item sold
HOLY SHIT!
 
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