Job killing soda traffickers

[MiccyNarc]

I've been offered a position by the local police force to work undercover to kill any and all soda traffickers, be it Pepsi, Coke, or any other soda. The job will pay about 10x what I'm earning now. The police say they'll cover for me if the public gets wind of it...they've already lined up the "usual subjects", namely some notorious soda traffickers (Steven, Razor) just in case.

I have no moral objections to the wanton slaughter of soda traffickers and it should be mildly entertaining. Thoughts?

 

[evil^milk]

 

[The Brick]

I still can't believe how you took my job after they fired me.

 

[Beerdude26]

Mother****ing pepsi dealers. All the kids on my block are ****ing hooked on that stuff. Pop some of those assholes in the knee for me D:

 

[Reginald]

Thank goodness they haven't caught wind of the Fanta trade routes.

 

[Beerdude26]

I heard the cops did a razzia in the Sprite district yesterday. I think bliink's behind it.

 

[function9]

In Like Flint.