Job offer to hire traffickers and anti-traffickers

[tehsolace]

Ok so about a week ago I got hired this weird job where I offer jobs to people to smuggle Pepsi and Coke to parts of their area and also to offer jobs to people to track down the same soda dealers and kill them.

So far I've hired about 3 idiots...

Anyone want a job?

 

[Sam]

How much does it pay?

Ah like I care. I'll take one.

 

[The Brick]

Can I be your boss?

 

[Beerdude26]

Hire these guys aswell.

EDIT: CRAP SHOULD HAVE BEEN PM D:

 

[Reginald]

Are you the fabled Dr Pepper? Trafficker extraordinaire?

 

[Glirk Dient]

Worst engrish evar

 

[Reginald]

I can spell most words. Just those two are too long. :cheese:

EDIT: I spelt the words correctly. That means... you weren't talking to me.