Join the Terran Dominion today!

[McGooTheWise]

http://us.starcraft2.com/dominion/entrance-exam-intro.xml

What rank are you? Post your results here.

You Have Been Chosen To Become a Viking Pilot

From your answers, it's clear that living life to its fullest has never been a problem for you. While you pride yourself on having survived over a dozen high-speed hoverbike crashes, the Dominion has taken note of the threat that your wild antics pose to the population at large. Fortunately, we've been looking for an adventurous individual just like you to pilot our newest anti-air and ground-support weapon system. We call it the viking, a modern marvel capable of reconfiguring between an air-superiority fighter and an assault walker. You are hereby summoned to the nearest starport to begin flight school. Make no mistake: only the most skilled pilots will ever master the viking. But if you do, fame and glory await!

EDIT: If you read here: http://us.starcraft2.com/dominion/

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[taviow]

Viking Pilot

From your answers, it's clear that living life to its fullest has never been a problem for you. While you pride yourself on having survived over a dozen high-speed hoverbike crashes, the Dominion has taken note of the threat that your wild antics pose to the population at large. Fortunately, we've been looking for an adventurous individual just like you to pilot our newest anti-air and ground-support weapon system. We call it the viking, a modern marvel capable of reconfiguring between an air-superiority fighter and an assault walker. You are hereby summoned to the nearest starport to begin flight school. Make no mistake: only the most skilled pilots will ever master the viking. But if you do, fame and glory await!

Nice.

 

[CyberPitz]

I was a Marine first, then I was a Firebat, then a Viking.

I just wanted to be a Siege Tank...

 

[15357]

You’re alone in the desert and you see a tortoise laying on its back, belly baking in the hot sun. It can’t flip over, not without your help, but you’re not helping. Why is that?

lolololololololol Blade Runner. I ****ing loved that movie.

Marine

Pack your bags, citizen! We are ready to save you from your bleak and irrelevant existence. You've proven that you have a tough-as-neosteel attitude, possess the guts to complete an assignment no matter the cost, and are about as smart as the creep I scraped off my boot this morning. A package from Augustgrad will be arriving shortly with your first set of stimpacks. Give 'em a try. But go easy, they've got a kick. We're shipping you off to the barracks for brain-panning at 0600 tomorrow morning. It's mostly harmless, and you will… well… we will prevail. Prepare for the infantry, maggot! You are hereby recruited to become a marine, the ballistic alloy shield of the emperor's expansive colonies!

Wait, what? All I did was turn in people to law enforcement officers or handle the problem myself lol.


EDIT:

Lol Thor Pilot:

Thor Pilot

The Dominion military is always in search of brilliant individuals capable of formulating complex battle strategies. You are not one of these people. But if there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that sometimes you just need someone who likes to smash things. From your test results, you're a perfect fit for this role. What better way to satisfy your borderline psychotic thirst for destruction than in the comfy pilot seat of one of the Dominion's most powerful weapons to date: the Thor! With this neosteel behemoth at your command, you'll be given free rein to obliterate as many of our enemies' air and ground forces as your uncaring little heart desires. Leave any notions of finesse behind you -- if you had any in the first place -- and report to the nearest recruitment center on Korhal IV immediately.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm a ghost mother****ers

 

[Sliver]

Firebat. I tried to choose the answers leaning towards the Dominion. Eh.

 

[No Limit]

OMG! This site is filled with a bunch of nerds. I can't believe it.

 

[63]

GHOST.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Post the quotes from your results. I'm curious what it says.

 

[Remus]

EDIT:
Lol Thor Pilot:

Hahah, same here.

Thor Pilot

The Dominion military is always in search of brilliant individuals capable of formulating complex battle strategies. You are not one of these people. But if there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that sometimes you just need someone who likes to smash things. From your test results, you're a perfect fit for this role. What better way to satisfy your borderline psychotic thirst for destruction than in the comfy pilot seat of one of the Dominion's most powerful weapons to date: the Thor! With this neosteel behemoth at your command, you'll be given free rein to obliterate as many of our enemies' air and ground forces as your uncaring little heart desires. Leave any notions of finesse behind you -- if you had any in the first place -- and report to the nearest recruitment center on Korhal IV immediately.

 

[Matorbogl]

I know nothing about Starcraft but I took the test anyway because I'm a sucker for these sorts of things.

SCV Pilot

Have you ever dreamt of exploring distant planets and then working overtime there for minimum wage? Well, your dreams have been answered, pardner! It just so happens that the Dominion has a use for your undying loyalty and pathetic fear of the battlefield frontlines. You're ordered to report to the command center on Mar Sara at 0600 tomorrow morning, as we're strapping you into one of our T-280 Space Construction Vehicles! The only exotic planets you'll be seeing are the ones we need to establish a stronghold on and wipe the enemy from. You'll serve your emperor well by becoming a glorified construction worker. You are hereby recruited as an SCV pilot to maintain the infrastructure of our military outposts, supply trains, and support buildings. Now go get 'em!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Viking Pilot.

 

[Danimal]

Not surprised.

You Have Been Chosen To Become a Ghost

As you've guessed by now, this has all been a test. We know that you've always felt... different. When your mom told you that you were "special" for hearing voices in your head, she wasn't kidding. Our wranglers have identified you as an individual with tremendous psionic abilities. However, until you learn how to control these abilities, you pose a danger to yourself and everyone around you. Luckily, the Dominion has a place for "special" people like you -- the Ghost Academy. You are hereby recruited into this elite institute to train as one of the Dominion's elusive ghost operatives. Pack nothing for your journey. Where you're going, your past life is irrelevant.

EDIT: If somebody is able to separate that .gif/.flv/.etc at the end of the test for Ghost and give it to me you will receive absolutely nothing in return, along with my absolutely, wholly undieing indifference to what you have done.

loljks I'd rape your face with thanks.

 

[McGooTheWise]

OMG! This site is filled with a bunch of nerds. I can't believe it.

You're on a gaming forum, and you're in disbelief that there are nerds here? That was a big oversight on your part, man.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

Marine

DAMMIT

 

[StarBob]

I got Thor Pilot.. it's on my facebook page to show everyone how much of a nerd I am.

edit: I also love that song since I hear it all the time as Terran.

 

[Quixoticism]

I am a Ghost. Prepare for lockdown.

 

[Schall]

Firebat.

 

[Remus]

Marine

DAMMIT

Fresh meat for the grinder.