jokes and funny stuff

[Smoke]

i just thought it would be fun to have a thread that people could look at when they wanted to have a laugh so heres my try to create THE FUNNY THREAD!

all in the intersts of the community lol

"please be aware that some jokes may insult people who view them so be careful when posting"

so, any funny jokes or other stuff people?

 

[Gray Fox]

Osama calls Bush and says:
I have good news and I have bad news.
The good news is I'm turning myself in.
The bad news is I'm coming with a plane.