Joss Whedon's asskickers

[DreamThrall]

Buffy vs River

Who wins in a fight to the death and why?

 

[DeusExMachina]

River. Simply because I watch Firefly and don't watch Buffy .

 

[Tr0n]

River.

 

[Qonfused]

River.

 

[Icarusintel]

River... Buffy sucked... at least I always hoped so :naughty:

 

[Lemonking]

River.

 

[Nat Turner]

#3

Aids

 

[DreamThrall]

and why?

River

1. She can kill Buffy with her brain.
2. River was trained by relentless government assassin guys.
3. River is telepathic, so she'll know what Buffy's gonna do.
4. She can kill Buffy with her brain.
5. No power in the 'verse can stop her.

 

[StardogChampion]

Buffy. She has nicer hair.

 

[Anthraxxx]

River 'cause she's a cutie!!!

 

[DeusExMachina]

River 'cause she's a cutie!!!

I thought I was the only one who thought so

 

[Greatgat]

My God, the topic I've dreamed of. So, probably Buffy (for heaven's sake I'm listening to the "Once More, With Feeling" soundtrack). Love both series, but with seven seasons, I've got to go with Buffy. Because I'm in love with the Buffyverse, and nothing else matters.

 

[Tr0n]

River

1. She can kill Buffy with her brain.
2. River was trained by relentless government assassin guys.
3. River is telepathic, so she'll know what Buffy's gonna do.
4. She can kill Buffy with her brain.
5. No power in the 'verse can stop her.

Also...she doesn't even have to even look in order to kill someone with a weapon.

Buffy may be hotter...but River can own her ass hands down.

 

[Que-Ever]

no idea what's going on... voted buffy because it sounds like "bubbles".

 

[Ikerous]

Buffy because i've never heard of river

 

[Teta_Bonita]

River cuz I just saw serenity. :E

 

[DreamThrall]

Also...she doesn't even have to even look in order to kill someone with a weapon.

Oh yeah, forgot about that one... :cheers:

 

[D.L]

River hands down

 

[Absinthe]

Can't call it.

Both can kick ass. And while River may be telepathic and all that jazz, you need to keep in mind that Buffy exists in a world of magic as opposed to sci-fi. No telling what kind of counterbalance could be conjured up. She's been raised from the dead ffs.

 

[OCybrManO]

Hmmm, that's a tough choice...

I'd have to say this guy comes out of nowhere and beats both of them to death with his little plastic floaty thing:



It's the only fair and logical conclusion. Actually, I chose to kill them both because I think Buffy is retarded and I haven't seen Firefly/Serenity... nor do I plan to until I come across a showing on basic cable and/or network television.

 

[Gui!]

The Hoff!!!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Buffy vs River

Who wins in a fight to the death and why?

Why is Jayne not there, he is very good with a sniper rifle

 

[DreamThrall]

Why is Jayne not there, he is very good with a sniper rifle

Sorry, I should have been more clear: "Joss Whendon's female asskickers"

 

[CyberPitz]

I vote river, yet I have no idea.

*EDIT*

Hmmm, that's a tough choice...

I'd have to say this guy comes out of nowhere and beats both of them to death with his little plastic floaty thing:



It's the only fair and logical conclusion. Actually, I chose to kill them both because I think Buffy is retarded and I haven't seen Firefly/Serenity... nor do I plan to until I come across a showing on basic cable and/or network television.

OK..the hoff wins, hands down

 

[Greatgat]

Buffy is unkillable. She died twice already. Her friends will just keep raising her from the dead or something. Last I checked, River is mortal. Plus, Buffy is hot and she always runs around kicking ass in stylish outfits. Stylish does not exist in "Firefly".

 

[DeusExMachina]

Buffy is unkillable. She died twice already. Her friends will just keep raising her from the dead or something. Last I checked, River is mortal. Plus, Buffy is hot and she always runs around kicking ass in stylish outfits. Stylish does not exist in "Firefly".

Substance does :dozey:


OHHHH.

 

[DreamThrall]

Substance does :dozey:

Not gonna touch that one...