Kentucky man goes to doctor for circumcision and his whole penis is removed

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According to WHAS11.com in Louisville, a doctor faces a lawsuit and he is accused of wrongfully amputating a man's penis during what was supposed to be a routine circumcision at Jewish Hospital in Oct. 2007.

Phillip Seaton says when he awoke from the surgery, he discovered that the doctor had removed his entire penis.

The doctor who performed the surgery, Frankfort Urologist Dr. John Patterson says he removed Seaton’s penis because he discovered a cancerous growth on it. He says he performed the procedure to keep it from spreading.
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Story & Video HERE.
 
I'm sure the doctor thought long and hard about that decision. I think they should erect a statue for the doctor. He's a hero, a truly fine member of the human race. He put his own foreskin on the line, risking his job to save the unfortunate man's life.
 
Oh shit I made the cut wrong... let me just... make another one, he won't notOH SHIT NOW IT'S WORSE. Well I can't let him see it like this, so maybe if I trim it up a little bit more... might be a little bit shorter but OH GOD WHY WONT IT STOP BLEEDING ON ME. Oh **** it, I'm sure if he wakes up he won't remember he was a man.
 
"Sir, you have cancer in your penis. We can remove your penis and you'll be safe. Leaving it alone will kill you."

"Guess i'm dying of cancer soon."
 
This is why you need to get circumcised at birth people. Late term circumcision reveals the cancerous growths that a foreskin promotes and hides!
 
I really hope this thread doesn't got locked for being vulgar. I think it would be a waste for it to be cut short.
 
I think the puns in this thread are coming a little too soon; it's hard for me to see men get swallowed by the media.
 
ZT said:
I think the puns in this thread are coming a little too soon; it's hard for me to see men get swallowed by the media.
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Well the media will blow this all out of proportion tomorrow morning right when everyone is waking up. I know plenty of folks who will bust a nut when they hear about this hard to take news. But some will probably spit their milk right out
 
I feel a distinct 'trying-to-hard' vibe right now. I think one pun per post is plenty, otherwise it sounds forced.
 
Yeah to be honest these puns are rather flaccid. There's just no feeling in them at all.
 
I think all real men know that cancer would not make a deferens when it comes to this decision.
 
I really wish people wouldn't circumvent the issue by making such puns.
 
this has severed my faith in the medical establishment
 
Raziaar said:
Oh shit I made the cut wrong... let me just... make another one, he won't notOH SHIT NOW IT'S WORSE. Well I can't let him see it like this, so maybe if I trim it up a little bit more... might be a little bit shorter but OH GOD WHY WONT IT STOP BLEEDING ON ME. Oh **** it, I'm sure if he wakes up he won't remember he was a man.
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More or less what I was thinking, too.
 
Who else remembers gh0st's adult circumcision?
 
The estranged doctor--who had lost his entire penis in a freak canoeing accident in 1998--had been trying to level the playing field ever since.
 
Estranged is a funny word, like strangle and strange put together!
 
The law must not go soft on this doctor. Surprise penis removal... not cool.
 
No doubt this doctors head will be on the chopping block fore this mistake.
 
Emporius said:
Oh c'mon, he had a tip and tried to get ahead of the problem.
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All he had to do was ask, "Cool if I remove the penis?". Geez. A little professional courtesy goes a long way.

The law needs to stand firm, and not go soft on him.
 
These obvious puns set up even more obvious puns. It's beautiful.
 
The patient should have had a say in whether or not to carry out the procedure, anything short of that is just plain mohel practice ,i have to say that was quite a ballsy move on the doctor's part . This is going to be hardon the family.

amidoingitrite?
 
This must have been quite a penis experience for him. HAHAHAHSIVBGJM ;OIV, LKMjnknnuj
 
He can't. He has to sit down on the toilet from now on.
 
In all seriousness it would be the most horrific thing... like... EVER... to wake up and find that the honourable member for pantington had been removed from office.

I'd be devastated. :(
 
We can rebuild it. We have the technology. We can make it better than it was. Better... stronger... faster.
 
Sounds like the slogan for a shoe brand.
 
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