Kids not brushing their teeth

[BF2slut]

I sit about 6 feet across from a nice kid in one of my classes but the problem is.. he doesn't brush his teeth. I can smell his terrible breath from 6 feet away and it makes me cringe. I just wanna stab my self in the pupils with a toothpick and then take a chainsaw and tear my ****ing nose off, and tape the remains with duct tape so i'll never have to smell anything so horrid again!!

BRUSH YOUR TEETH BITCHES!

 

[TheSomeone]

Agreed.

 

[Naudian]

Agreed x2.

 

[Ikerous]

Brushing just makes it worse - cake fixes everything.

 

[xLostx]

I brush twice a day and use mouth wash. Listerine for teh win.

 

[Lemonking]

I dont have a bad breath I brush my teeht but my teth arent very white for some reaon :|

 

[kirovman]

I hate halitosis afflicted people.

Hygiene is everyone's responsibility!

 

[Zeus]

Agreed x2.

I third the notion. Brush at least twice a day kids..

 

[Lex Luthor]

I sit about 6 feet across from a nice kid in one of my classes but the problem is.. he doesn't brush his teeth. I can smell his terrible breath from 6 feet away and it makes me cringe. I just wanna stab my self in the pupils with a toothpick and then take a chainsaw and tear my ****ing nose off, and tape the remains with duct tape so i'll never have to smell anything so horrid again!!

BRUSH YOUR TEETH BITCHES!

Splash some Listerine© in his face every morning. It would do the trick.

 

[diluted]

It probably has little to do with brushing his teeth. Some people are just unfortunate to be cursed with really bad breath.

 

[Lex Luthor]

It probably has little to do with brushing his teeth. Some people are just unfortunate to be cursed with really bad breath.

Or maybe some people suck too much cock and don't wash out...

(does this post contain bad words or is too offensive? my apologies)

 

[Qonfused]

Meh, Listerine sucks. Get something else.

 

[Skaadi]

One of my friends at school is fanatical about dental hygene, but has the most god awful teeth for some reason..........

 

[Lex Luthor]

One of my friends at school is fanatical about dental hygene, but has the most god awful teeth for some reason..........

A) She's annoying because she complains about hygiene.
B) She has nasty teeth.
C) She's a damn hypocrite
D) Probably fat and ugly too, maybe even looks like a man.

Because of the above reasons, you should definitely break up with your friend. She'd just drag you down with her if you stick by her too long. Best to leave her a goodbye note taped to some mouthwash.

 

[Murray_H]

A) She's annoying because she complains about hygiene.
B) She has nasty teeth.
C) She's a damn hypocrite
D) Probably fat and ugly too, maybe even looks like a man.

Because of the above reasons, you should definitely break up with your friend. She'd just drag you down with her if you stick by her too long. Best to leave her a goodbye note taped to some mouthwash.

Where does it say in his post that the friend is female?

(edit)

 

[Lex Luthor]

Where does it say in his post that his friend is female?

I think Skaadi is female, so I assumed her friend is too. And usually boys don't talk about dental hygiene as much as girls.

 

[Skaadi]

Where does it say in his post that his friend is female?

Number one, I'm a she, and number two, you're right, my friend is a boy

 

[Lex Luthor]

Number one, I'm a she, and number two, you're right, my friend is a boy

Dammit, it would have been so much easier if you mentioned the latter earlier. Now all my assumptions are wrong. Probably.

 

[Skaadi]

Dammit, it would have been so much easier if you mentioned the latter earlier. Now all my assumptions are wrong. Probably.

Tell us all about your assumptions

 

[Insano]

He thought you were straight

 

[Gargantou]

I agree, albeit I haven't brushed my teeth this morning because I'm all out of toothpaste.

 

[Skaadi]

He thought you were straight

I am not a lesbian!

 

[Lex Luthor]

I am not a lesbian!

Then why's your hand still down her pants?

 

[Skaadi]

Then why's your hand still down her pants?

Who's goddamn pants?

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

I brush after every meal if I have acess to a brush, toothpaste and water.

Otherwise Listerine Pocket Packs does wonders.

 

[Lex Luthor]

Who's goddamn pants?

Nobody in particular. Maybe your friend's. That's just a standard response to your very informative statement.

 

[Skaadi]

Nobody in particular. Maybe your friend's. That's just a standard response to your very informative statement.

Did you not hear me say "I'm not a lesbian" .......?

 

[Lex Luthor]

Did you not hear me say "I'm not a lesbian" .......?

Well, I did read it, but why are you getting so upset over this? Is this a sensitive subject for you? Did your last lesbian experience go sour or something? You can tell me, don't worry.

 

[Skaadi]

Well, I did read it, but why are you getting so upset over this? Is this a sensitive subject for you? Did your last lesbian experience go sour or something? You can tell me, don't worry.

Alright, what the hell is your problem?

 

[Sparta]

Skaadi you shouldn't have said you're a girl. The last time that happened on these forums....well...I think someone got sued. For real. I'm serious.

R.I.P Princess Jen

 

[Lex Luthor]

Alright, what the hell is your problem?

Calm down, girl. Seriously. I'm just joking.

 

[Skaadi]

Calm down, girl. Seriously. I'm just joking.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just feeling arguementative at the moment.

 

[sinkoman]

*sinkoman looks at topic*

"Kids not brushing their teeth"

SHHHHH!!! They'll find out!

 

[f|uke]

Its generally that white shit on the tounge that smells so f'n bad. Gotta clean your toung e too.

 

[BF2slut]

Its generally that white shit on the tounge that smells so f'n bad. Gotta clean your toung e too.

I didn't know he was gay..

 

[sinkoman]

I didn't know he was gay..

He means that gross white fuzz you get on the base of your tongue.

Not... Manjuice...

 

[Murray_H]

Furry tongue = smelly breath. Brush it all off (not too hard) until it's clear, then listerine the bastard.

 

[Ennui]

this threads a bit strange

 

[TheSomeone]

One of my friends at school is fanatical about dental hygene, but has the most god awful teeth for some reason..........

You got it backwards, He's fanatical about dental hygene BECAUSE he has the most god awful teeth.

 

[Ermac]

Stab the kid so he wont come near you again. Make sure he dies.