kidz is time to play whti the action figures of the BIBLE!

[<RJMC>]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6916287.stm

relive the action whit david and goliath!

and the dude that survived in a pit whit lions cuz he got faith!

and moses whit his amendsments stones! (stones sold separately)

kid: oh yeah this is blessed!
kid2: lets pray!

order now your
*explotion*
*background of jesus fighting godzilla*
BIBLE ACTION FIGURES!
(licking paint of product may cause allucinations)

 

[Kamikazie]

*blank stare*

WTF are people thinking these days...

 

[noQ]

..and RJMC lays the smackdown.
THE CROWD GOES WILD
GRRRSHHHHHH GRRRRSSHHHHHH GRRRRSHHHHHHH

 

[Asknoone]

My dog would love those.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

They look almost right out of the Nintendo bible games.

 

[Dekstar]

Jesus, with new Karate Chop action!
He does Tai-bo for the Lord!

 

[Rapstah]

Now all we need is a God figure. Would be really cheap to manufacture, get me there? :naughty:

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

*background of jesus fighting godzilla*

OOh god I got a weird image in my head now.

EDIT: Oh, this seems highly appropiate. http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

 

[kirovman]

Where's Mohamed?

 

[ríomhaire]

Where's Jesus' bread and fish gun?

 

[Nemesis6]

Bah, old news. Have you guys seen the sports edition of these things? Check them out: http://www.ocdsrose.com/Jesus playing sports.JPG

Yeah, where is the Mohammed edition? Wait, that's dangerous thinking as we all know what happens when... well you get where I'm going with this.

 

[Qonfused]

xD @ the sports figures.

 

[Geogaddi]

I want a RJMC action figure.

 

[Pulse]

I want a RJMC action figure.

I hope it splurts out phrases in broken English, I'd totally buy one.

ON TOPIC NOW LOL @ THE BIBLE

 

[WacK]

When do they make an Allah vs Christian god fighting game ?

Or a Jesus RPG ?
Zomg! Ma Jesus is teh lvl 99 and has Curaraga lvl 91234 !!

 

[Jintor]

Where are those other Jesus action figures and suchlike? I remember them...

 

[McGooTheWise]

Bah, old news. Have you guys seen the sports edition of these things? Check them out: http://www.ocdsrose.com/Jesus playing sports.JPG

Yeah, where is the Mohammed edition? Wait, that's dangerous thinking as we all know what happens when... well you get where I'm going with this.

The one on the right bottom looks... inappropriate... Jesus, we already know what priests do to little boys, don't go holy gay on us now...

He looks like he's saying "would you like some candy...? "

Bluegh... *Shiveres*

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Until we get Jesus Christ in the form of a Shaolin Monk I ain't buying.

Lol @ TechHippyChic.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]