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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS THE KING!!!He Pmed me. Heres the PM:

If you did not receive this message, it probably means that you suck. If you did receive this message, it doesn't necessarily mean that you don't.
ennui is of the opinion that kngHenry is a smacktard and doesnt deserve any sort of attention, so he cruelly removed the attentionwhore pictures.
 
Didn't bother reading mine, thought it would be someone wanting to talk about martial arts with a name like "blackbelt"
 
Got it too D:

Don't know what it means though :p

zOMG Solaris incident D:
 
There are unconfirmed reports of most people getting one.
I for one am very excited!!!
 
He won't be sending any more from that account.
 
Why does he always send me something. I never even interacted with him on the forum :|
 
I think we shouldn't make these kind of threads anymore, knghenry gets way too much attention, but this joke is so old. If he wants advice on how to pass a job interview, all he has to do is ask, rather than prancing around like this.

He sent to to everyone on the currently online list by the looks of it.

Sounds like a very depressed individual with too much time on his hands.
 
Does he think he's the bible or something?
 
If you did not receive this message, it probably means that you suck. If you did receive this message, it doesn't necessarily mean that you don't.
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This line made me chuckle :)

I didn't bother reading the rest.

I got the PM too, so there is a slight chance I don't suck.
 
Got him before you Axyon. :p

And for gods sake, next time you get something Henry in the mail - do not post it. You are just giving him the attention he craves. Next time someone posts something Henry related, they get banned. It'll be like a raffle. Except you'll lose.
Next time, just pm a member of staff.
 
Do posts in this thread count as henry related?
This post is soley about cheese and nothing else.
Not that anything else exists.
Nope.
Just cheese.
 
I'm willing to bet these PM mass mailings coincide with him "forgetting" to take his medication

you so crazy ohhenry
 
Samon said:
Got him before you Axyon. :p

And for gods sake, next time you get something Henry in the mail - do not post it. You are just giving him the attention he craves. Next time someone posts something Henry related, they get banned. It'll be like a raffle. Except you'll lose.
Next time, just pm a member of staff.
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But this is exactly the kind of stuff that makes HL2.net HL2.net! Not just endless bickering about what you did last night or how that game looks incredibly cool, you also get cool perks like some psycho guy that pretends he's a girl and almost gets cash from all the members (lol), or the time that one guy lost his SteamID to a phishing scam and we WTFpwnt the perpetrator.
Come on.
 
Beerdude26 said:
But this is exactly the kind of stuff that makes HL2.net HL2.net! Not just endless bickering about what you did last night or how that game looks incredibly cool, you also get cool perks like some psycho guy that pretends he's a girl and almost gets cash from all the members (lol), or the time that one guy lost his SteamID to a phishing scam and we WTFpwnt the perpetrator.
Come on.
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Yeah but it's dragging on so much now, losing it's humour.
 
lol I got one too. I love how he goes on about how he is better than everyone else and then tries to explain why he is unemployed. :laugh:

Anyway, all I got out of this is that knghenry weeps on the edge of his bed at night and wallows around in the mud with men.
 
Beerdude26 said:
But this is exactly the kind of stuff that makes HL2.net HL2.net! Not just endless bickering about what you did last night or how that game looks incredibly cool, you also get cool perks like some psycho guy that pretends he's a girl and almost gets cash from all the members (lol), or the time that one guy lost his SteamID to a phishing scam and we WTFpwnt the perpetrator.
Come on.
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The Henry thing has been blown out of proportion. He's still on the forum - he's got several accounts, we just can't prove it enough to warrant a ban. He won't leave. Know why? Because he's manifested himself here - because the community cannot let him go. He's got problems, and by giving him the attention he craves were just adding to the problem, and because of it, he probably won't ever go.
It's not 'just this kind of stuff'. Maybe you've never found your way out of off-topic, or maybe you never realised that it's a Half-life 2 fansite - but there's so much more to the forum that 'stuff like this'. And quite frankly it's about time we started stamping out Henry's memory. Otherwise it's not going to die, he'll keep coming back - and he'll be getting exactly what he wants.

I don't know about you, but a jokes a joke. And it's just got stale.
Come on.
 
Solaris said:
All Hail the King!
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Honestly Danny, what are you doing? When getting one of these PM's just read it (if you are bored enough) and delete it. Posting a thread about it is the exact attention he wants without having posted a single thing in ages (that we know of :rolleyes:). Just think about that, yeah. Goethe what you up to these days pfft.
 
I'm not usually one to be stereotypical, but my go-go-gadget stereotypeometer is telling me King Henry is fat, arrogant and spends more than too long infront of his computer screen trying to maintain an ego that his real-world persona can't hope to keep up with.

No need for the random depressing outcries to random people on forums though, that's just fruitcake material.
 
I just pop back for a look on the forums and lepobz has returned, why hath thou returned to this cest pool of filth and degradation?
 
hey! I happen to like this cesspoll of filth and degradation

/me goes back to self-flagellation while rolling in mud
 
A guy who's self esteem seems to stem from annoying forumites on this (and probably other) board.
My Explenation:
His parents didn't beat him hard enough.

He should probably see a pshyciatrist.
 
ríomhaire said:
A guy who's self esteem seems to stem from annoying forumites on this (and probably other) board.
My Explenation:
His parents didn't beat him hard enough.

He should probably see a pshyciatrist.
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Or get harsher stepparents :p
 
That last paragraph's just awful. Henners really does have a screw loose.
 
Heh, incidents are fun...
But okay, the community imo has started to recover and improve since the great member leavage of 06. 'Let's get better!'
 
The title of the PM was something like "you have been chosen to spread my message".

Way to make yourself his bitch. :shh:
 
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