Know something I don't get?

[Reginald]

Girls Next Door.

You can't go a day on the internet without a video telling you to "Cum look at this sexy girl next door dance for u!!!" And if you click on the link by a total slip of the finger, you get a video of some busty girl gyrating in very few clothes in front of the camera.

So, the other day I decide to look out of the window at our new neighbours as I hadn't reall met them yet, in the hope that maybe I had a girl next door. The first thing I see makes me vomit into my socks. There is a 60 or so year old woman sunbathing topless in the garden. And now whenever I look out of my bedroom window, she is sunbathing or pottering around the garden in some horrible clothes. I have taken to closing the curtains.

And now, here is how it would have to work if there was such a thing as a girl next door. In every other house, on every street, there would have to be 2 sex-obsessed, super attractive girls who likes to undress in the windows of either side of the house. It just doesn't happen.

 

[$kelet0r]

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[Pi Mu Rho]

Move house. By the laws of averages, there's going to be a street somewhere full of nubile, nymphomaniac, bi-curious girls with an aversion to clothing.

 

[Reginald]

Move house. By the laws of averages, there's going to be a street somewhere full of nubile, nymphomaniac, bi-curious girls with an aversion to clothing.

Having searched there is no road in the world anywhere called "Sex Drive." ;(

 

[sinkoman]

Having searched there is no road in the world anywhere called "Sex Drive." ;(

Go call up the porn recruitment offices.

I doubt it's as obvious as a streetname.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Having searched there is no road in the world anywhere called "Sex Drive." ;(

Hehe very good. This place is turning into a tabloid newspaper i swear.

 

[Korgoth]

This has to be one of the funniest threads i've seen on here hehe That sex drive thing, classic, you could take that on the road man.

 

[Maxi]

I'm sure, somewhere, some lucky guy who is single is living next door to a hawt single girl who isn't shy about being naked close to windows and/or in the yard.

 

[Reginald]

I scroll to the bottom of the page when browsing this very thread and I find another piece of internet mythology.

Almost as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

 

[Beerdude26]

I scroll to the bottom of the page when browsing this very thread and I find another piece of internet mythology.

Almost as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

My eyes have actually burst into flames, while I spin around on the ground, having an epileptic seizure.

 

[15357]

I scroll to the bottom of the page when browsing this very thread and I find another piece of internet mythology.

Almost as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

LOLOLOLOLolololo l o l ......


Microsoft Works...... oxymoron.... DOES NOT COMPUTE

 

[JNightshade]

Hahahha, that's great

 

[StardogChampion]

And now, here is how it would have to work if there was such a thing as a girl next door. In every other house, on every street, there would have to be 2 sex-obsessed, super attractive girls who likes to undress in the windows of either side of the house. It just doesn't happen.

Actually, my next door neighbour is/was decent looking. She's moved out, but it's summer so there's some sunbathing when she visits with her kid. :smoking:

 

[Smoke]

My eyes have actually burst into flames, while I spin around on the ground, having an epileptic seizure.

Dear god thats funny, and the aloco-ma-pol makes me want to vomit in pure funny

 

[ComradeBadger]

Who needs sexy next door neighbours when the girl across the landing in my house is bi, and incredibly sucessful in pulling other girls..

 

[hneaz]

there is this hot blond that does yoga outside her home near where i live. everytime i pass the house, i slow down to take a look at her at like 1 mph....then i drive away....

 

[Reginald]

there is this hot blond that does yoga outside her home near where i live. everytime i pass the house, i slow down to take a look at her at like 1 mph....then i drive away....

Whilst everything else in this thread is fairly innocent, that is just creeepy.

 

[kirovman]

there is this hot blond that does yoga outside her home near where i live. everytime i pass the house, i slow down to take a look at her at like 1 mph....then i drive away....

lmao

 

[Evo]

Heck, get dirty texts from the ex :naughty:

 

[MTG_Maro]

There were these drugie chicks I saw once, and they were stripping outside. I thought to myself, why not watch, it's free.

 

[DreadLord]

How friggen ugly are the chicks in that ad.. Seriously, how is that even meant to be an advertisement?

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

I scroll to the bottom of the page when browsing this very thread and I find another piece of internet mythology.

Almost as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

No further comment needed.

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Reginald]

and.. hey, I take offense to that D:

Apart from you of course. You are 10 kinds of shmexy of course. :dozey:

 

[JNightshade]

Know something I don't get?

Sex.



Sorry, I couldn't help it

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Reginald]

Sex.



Sorry, I couldn't help it

You're just jealous of the amount I do get. You get minus sex. :|

 

[sinkoman]

You're just jealous of the amount I do get. You get minus sex. :|

OMG PENIS IMPOSLION!

KERSHPLEWWWWW!@!@

 

[Raziaar]

I scroll to the bottom of the page when browsing this very thread and I find another piece of internet mythology.

Almost as big an oxymoron as Microsoft Works.

Asia Carrera professes to be a gamer.

Describing herself as "the nerd of porn", Carrera has an active presence on the Internet. She proudly proclaims that she created her own Web site in the late 1990s, including writing the code and editing the pictures.

She is an avid player of Unreal Tournament and she has designed her own game skins, and was featured in the show Players on the G4 games cable channel, where she revealed that her screen name is "Megabitchgoddess." Asia hosted her own Unreal Tournament server that featured custom maps designed by fans that frequented her chatroom that she has hosted on her site since 1997. She is also a Corvette aficionado but traded hers in at the onset of starting a family.

So maybe if you're lucky... you'll find the 1 in a million ex-porn star female gamer.

 

[Qonfused]

OMG PENIS IMPOSLION!

KERSHPLEWWWWW!@!@

The randomness of this post made me LOL.