Lady problems

[Mattigus]

I pissed my girlfriend off today. I can't say why and how, but she's definately mad. I need to do something to get back on her good side. Buying her stuff won't work. She doesn't like it when I buy her stuff, especially in this case. She'll just say "don't try to buy my love!" I need to do some kind of sweet gesture, but I don't know what. Any suggestions?

 

[Jangle]

how pissed off is she? is she like, you were getting off with another girl pissed off, or you forgot something important pissed off?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Asking her what's wrong, saying you're sorry, doing her a good turn, that kind of thing...

So you have no idea what pissed her off?

 

[baron insig]

yeah we need some back ground info

tho i nice thing to do would be to:

sit down and just talk with her ask her questions about who she is what she wants and just make her feel wanted!!

 

[Dan]

"Who are you and what do you want?"
"I really want you!"
*SLAP*

 

[Jangle]

-so, who are you?
-im your girlfriend, you idiot. Surely you arent so inconsiderate you forgot my name?
-But this guy on the internet told me to..
-Forget it, im leaving you.
-but..
-Bye, loser.
-damn you, joims..

 

[baron insig]

meh you know i didnt mean it like that!!

but yeah dont jsut ask her questions randomly n stuff

if you actualyl mange to get her to go soewhere with ya
then if it the cinema and stuff jsut try n make casual conversation but make her the center of it and yeah!! u know what i mean girls love know ing they are wanted and if she starts fishing for more then, take it lightly dont spoon feed her happiness cos she will realise that your doing it to get on her nice side again and she might get even more pissy,

i dont knwo what she is liek so i suggest you jsut look at what people say and utilise it and fashion it to suit you and her

 

[lePobz]

Not even God could answer that question. Since the dawn of time, man has wondered how to get back on his ladies good side without spending money.

It's probably impossible. Either that or you'd need to write a bloody good poem about how sorry you are.

 

[Ikerous]

Hire her a stripper.
Women love strippers.
(Not the men strippers though.. thats just gay)

 

[RRunner]

My kid asked me somn similar not long ago... so i said give her something that has value to you, it can be anything just as long it has a story behind it, to show how valueble it is to you...

And son...dont tell this to ur mom, if you cant think of anything, make somn really good up....

 

[Exclamatio]

when women are pissed off give them space

when they are upset give them space

last thing u want is to be all "omg what can i do for u"

 

[Doppelgofer]

become homosexual and have man babies

 

[CptStern]

get her a puppy ..if she doesnt like it ... smother it in front of her :rolling:




I KID I KID!! I love dogs!

there's nothing you can really do except maybe take her out or do something nice to make her forget why she's mad ..you could always try making her laugh ..she cant stay mad at you if she's laughing ..also a weekend away at a cottage or nice hotel would be nice

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well I'd agree with Exclamtio to a point, but really, asking us won't do a lot of good. The answer to your question is inside yourself. Only you know her, and only you know what you're capable of and what type of person you are. You just need to act on the feelings that come to you, and hope that she'l understand. Being annoyed, she'l likely be irrational, so thats why I agree with Exclamation in giving her space, but you'l need to 'confront' her eventually.

But then, you shouldn't listen to me because not everybody takes my philosophy of being honest no matter what, to heart.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

maybe she is pmsing

 

[Dasparov]

I pissed my girlfriend off today. I can't say why and how, but she's definately mad. I need to do something to get back on her good side. Buying her stuff won't work. She doesn't like it when I buy her stuff, especially in this case. She'll just say "don't try to buy my love!" I need to do some kind of sweet gesture, but I don't know what. Any suggestions?

Get her something in sentimental value , maybe a song that you heard on your first date ect.... then bring in the puppy!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Get her something in sentimental value , maybe a song that you heard on your first date ect.... then bring in the puppy!

Yeah thats right, only he plays the wrong song. Its the song from his first date with the girl before. So he brings on the puppy to try to save the situation, but the problem is, for the past two hours of talking, hes had it stuffed inside a small tuppaware box under his bed. The puppy is dead, but he doesn't notice and he throws it in the girls face because hes so nervous. She gets dead puppy juice all over her, and runs out of the room screaming. He doesn't know what to do, so he quickly rolls into action and tries to hang himself...only, he uses some cotton and it quickly snaps, leaving a horrible ring around his chin and causing tim to twist his ankle. At this point, he runs after the girl but because of his ankle he can't keep up and he falls over, onto a chair where the remote is and he accidently turns on the tele. She runs out of the house and sees through the window, him lying on a chair in front of the TV...

Thats the last he sees of her. That is, until she runs back in and throws him out because its her house.

 

[Raziaar]

Tell her that you have been sensing that there is something wrong, by her actions and your own perceptions, and if there is anything you can do to help. Not only will this open the chance that she will explain to you what's bothering her, but it may(depending on the woman) also make her happier in the fact that you are more in tune with her emotions, and are easily able to notice it.

I must say though, its primarily older/more mature women who will notice you doing these things though, younger/more naive girls might not even have the whole comprehension of being in tune with anothers emotions and feelings. Heh.

Emotional support will be far more effective than material means.

 

[mindless_moder]

guys i think what he meant was that he cant tell us what the problem is not that "he cant say" ie: cant figure it out himself .

 

[Raziaar]

guys i think what he meant was that he cant tell us what the problem is not that "he cant say" ie: cant figure it out himself .

Ahh... yer probably right. See, when he said this.

I can't say why and how, but she's definately mad.

I thought he was saying that he couldn't quite figure out why and how. Sometimes the usage of 'I can't say' doesn't mean you won't, but rather you just don't know.

For example. "I can't say why he would have murdered her, I simply do not know."


EDIT: Uhhh... Not sure why I had that particular example, but it certainly didn't have any bearing to this discussion. Just an example! lol

 

[Ennui]

Just approach her honestly about it; apologize, whether you feel you should or not, do it anyway, and just talk to her about it.

 

[Kommie]

My advice would be to tell her to **** off if she is going to be such a b****, but my advice isn't very good.
I dont have very long lasting relationships :|

 

[Burn]

Hit her.. hit her so hard.

(I thought I'd chime in with somthing usefull) This thread is a joke, if you cant tell us why she is mad, then theres little we can do.

 

[Raziaar]

Hit her.. hit her so hard.

lol, your comments are becoming more and more oddball. I like it. heh.

 

[eatbugs]

If it was me. I'd just wait till she came around and saw the light.
It's better to talk to women when they're not mad...trust me on this.

 

[Danimal]

Tell your girl friend you are giving her a hungry stare because she smells like freedos.


...Or tell her she has yugoslavian hands. :|

 

[Maui]

Yeah thats right, only he plays the wrong song. Its the song from his first date with the girl before. So he brings on the puppy to try to save the situation, but the problem is, for the past two hours of talking, hes had it stuffed inside a small tuppaware box under his bed. The puppy is dead, but he doesn't notice and he throws it in the girls face because hes so nervous. She gets dead puppy juice all over her, and runs out of the room screaming. He doesn't know what to do, so he quickly rolls into action and tries to hang himself...only, he uses some cotton and it quickly snaps, leaving a horrible ring around his chin and causing tim to twist his ankle. At this point, he runs after the girl but because of his ankle he can't keep up and he falls over, onto a chair where the remote is and he accidently turns on the tele. She runs out of the house and sees through the window, him lying on a chair in front of the TV...

Thats the last he sees of her. That is, until she runs back in and throws him out because its her house.

Oh Farrowlesparrow, wherefore art thou? haha, man I needed that, thanks

*EDIT*Meh, I guess I'd better contribute to the thread. Come back and tell us why she's mad! As everyone has said before and I have no idea why I'm repeating it, we can't help if we don't know the problem. Of course, I doubt we can help anyway, but at least we can try :cheers:

 

[<RJMC>]

dump the bitch

j/k

 

[SpuD]

Give her something that reminds her of an inside joke

 

[xLostx]

It's nice to finally see someone supporting female violence

Hit her.. hit her so hard.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I KID I KID!! I love dogs!

why did i read that like in a Dr. Zoidberg voice?

 

[Thorn of Death]

Twist her arms, and wait for the ouch.


Or just watch a very romantic movie and copy it like a computer.


Ah what the heck.

Just make a scene with your other friends, and pretend to be the hero. (without killing off real heros, of course)





Seriously: use a friend of yours. Tell him/her to tell her how lousy your life has become.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I was going to suggest some ridiculous scheme involving hired goons, a chalet, three boiled eggs, an assault rifle, four snowmobiles and a helicopter, a salmon, a floppy disk, and a parachute with 'I love you' emblazoned across it.

But I won't.

 

[PvtRyan]

Nothing says "I love you" like a good cockslap does.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Well I suppose you could just buy some flowers or something like that but only to back yourself up when you try and reason with her. She will calm down eventually but you don't want to piss her off even more + when she is pissed off you never know what she will do so getting her "unpissed off" as soon as possible would be good. Go now!
/me doesn't know what he is talking about :O