Lame pickup Lines

[Raawr]

Lets start:

1: You must be a parkingticket because you got fine written all over you

2: You gotta be this *(puts up hand)* tall to ride the *(says own name)*

 

[Dalamari]

I want to have sexual relations with your hole

 

[Dasparov]

3: I'll be back
lol im serious about it :O

 

[kingthebadger]

Lets start:

1: You must be a parkingticket because you got fine written all over you

2: You gotta be this *(puts up hand)* tall to ride the *(says own name)*

u got those from family guy

 

[Raawr]

u got those from family guy

Yep, gave me the thought for this thread 2

 

[kingthebadger]

Yep, gave me the thought for this thread 2

i thought they were quite good tbh that dude from family guy seemed to pull like 4 birds from his pickup lines

 

[Raawr]

i thought they were quite good tbh that dude from family guy seemed to pull like 4 birds from his pickup lines

Yeh hahaha :-D aaaaaaaaaallllrriiight

 

[pr0nking]

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

 

[MiccyNarc]

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here."
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'i' together."
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[oldagerocker]

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? :angel:

 

[NapalmAndFriends]

Did it hurt? ... I mean when your fall from Heaven disfigured your face? :rolling:

 

[Kristafon]

Did it hurt? ... I mean when your fall from Heaven disfigured your face? :rolling:

Quoted for lolphesis

 

[h00dlum]

Your dad must have been a theif, cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes...lol

 

[Alientank]

Are those astronaut pants cause your butt is out of this world.

 

[Dalamari]

Are you walking home alone tonight? **heavy breathing**

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

I might try some of these for a laugh



I might not.

 

[Delicious Bass]

*drives up in shitty truck* hey baby, this truck runs on love and im fresh out

 

[B.Calhoun]

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

 

[SupremePain]

damn girl, your the hottest thing since canadien bacon...

wait a minute!

 

[Exclamatio]

hey i like your face!

does this rag smell of chloroform to you? (i know its posted but i like it)

can i spike you a... buy you a drink?

*licks finger and touches girls top* hey lets get you outa those wet clothes

can i kiss your face?

will you kiss my face?

hey i think i got something stuck between my teeth, will u get it out with ur teeth?

kiss my teeth

kiss my teeth?

kiss your teeth?

nice teeth, can i kiss them?

 

[Raawr]

Keep em comming guys lol, Some made me laugh aready :cheers:

 

[NeptuneUK]

'I love you'

is the best one. it works

 

[Raawr]

'I love you'

is the best one. it works

NO lol, if you look like a monkey or elephant people will laugh at u, hahahha.

 

[MilkMan12]

Did it hurt? ... I mean when your fall from Heaven disfigured your face? :rolling:

Lol napalm, im responsible for pointing out the hilarity of that quote in your sig about starship troopers, I WANT HALF!

 

[Exclamatio]

'I love you'

is the best one. it works

and then you woke up and realized life isnt all fuzzyand warm

does it hell work
not for a pickup anyway!!

use mine!

 

[deathscent]

1) My jeans ripped, mind if I wore yours?
2) The other ladies stole my shirt; like what you see?
3) My car has enough room for one more person; a person your size.
4) My lights broke, and I figured your bright enough to show me the way.
5) Mind if I put my CD in your ROM?
6) Are those real? I mean the smile.
there are other ones, too lazy to thnk of them...

 

[Druckles]

ok, lol - this topic should be titled "best way to get a slap"

 

[Prince of China]

"Excuse me, I lost my phone number-may I have yours?"
Someone made a joke and mentioned this one in Humanities 8 class last year.

 

[ferrarired]

Hahaha! That's funny...
"Hey, you got a cap for my pen so I can gently slide it in your pocket?"
That's my favourite, so many people get slapped for saying that, but it's worth it.

"I got killed and saw you; that's why I'm still here."
You get a lot of weird looks and turnback from that one.

"Did it hurt? ... When you fell from heaven?"
That's an old one.

"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not gay!"
Don't say that, you tend to lose them

"Fire burned my insides, but your ice made my insides feel good."
Not the worst...

*on rememberance day* "My poppy poked through my skin; you think you could get it out for me?"
I actually got slapped pretty hard for this one.

"My mouse likes cheese; your cheese."
Not a lot of people understand this one, but when people understand it, it works out to be pretty funny.

"I've got AIDs, Beastman AIDs!"
From CKY4.

"My scissors weren't sharp enough to open this; think you could use your nails for me and meet me in bed after?"
Works, sometimes...

 

[SupremePain]

You can touch my breast if i can touch yours
(actualy works....but it's still lame)

 

[Kangy]

Someone went back in time, and changed the alphabet...

He put U and I together...

*winking until your eye is torn out*

 

[Prince of China]

Someone went back in time, and changed the alphabet...

He put U and I together...

*winking until your eye is torn out*

I like that one.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

My friend said this the other day and I found it rather funny. In context it did make more sense...

You must have steel nipples, because I've got magnetic eyes.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

My friend said this the other day and I found it rather funny. In context it did make more sense...

You must have steel nipples, because I've got magnetic eyes.

I would love to know the context for that!

 

[TheUnkillableDot]

*Walk up between two girls*

I don't want to come between you.......or do I?

hahaha

 

[PvtRyan]

"y hell thar, butsechs?"

 

[Dalamari]

**while putting gloves on** "Right about now would be a good time to leave"

 

[bliink]

www.linesthataregood.com

 

[Edcrab]

"Your eyes are like spanners. They make my nuts tighten."

Got that one when I caught the tale end of a Jack Dee programme when the audience were sending him text messages :x

 

[ailevation]

:O "Your Daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause girl you da bomb."
"You remind me of lotion, girl can I rub you on me"
"Thank god your mom had beautiful triplets out of you only girl"- GET IT!??!
"Girl having you is like AIDS, i'm going to die with you"