Last Night!

[ComradeBadger]

I got chatted up by a 31 year old fine blonde teacher lady, who thought I was 22, and I got drunk at the same party as John Birt and Simon Schama!

I = win

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Whoa. What?

 

[Pauly]

i think hes still drunk

 

[Letters]

John Birt and Simon Schama!

Uhhh... who?

 

[wowyouareacow]

He must be drunk.

mrBadger please put down the beer.

Put it down.


Stop looking at it.



Stop it!








No!

 

[Letters]

Yeah... I mean you'd have to be drunk to say "I = win" after being "chatted up" by a 31-year-old teacher who just THOUGHT she was talking to someone 10 years younger...

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Badger, don't listen to a guy with a terrestrial ball.

 

[not28]

We're very proud.

 

[qckbeam]

This is one crazy thread

 

[CrazyHarij]

This is one crazy thread

Did someone mention my name?


Sorry, I always react to 'crazy' in texts.. I wonder why?? Hmmm.. :rolling:

 

[Loshadka]

That doesn't give much usefull info. Did you score?

 

[The Mullinator]

"chatted up" you say... Is that some British phrase for getting laid or did you actually just chat?

Because if you did get laid... :thumbs: :smoking: :naughty: :smoking: :thumbs:

 

[not28]

Maybe they cybered.
...or, it's British slang.

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Put a mask of Alyx on her and sing: La La La La

 

[LoneDeranger]

Isn't that what we all do at parties?

 

[Brian Damage]

I reccomend french coffee.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

lol mrBadger was definitely drunk.. and probably high as well :stare:

 

[qckbeam]

wait a sec, why does everyone think mrBadger was drunk.........and high...where did that one come from? The only thing mrBadger is high on is life....ok...that was corny, but whatever....it's late....I'm tired....might as well be drunk
Maybe he's just really happy, and wanted to share his emotions with all of us
Anyways, his other posts are written in a perfectly non-drunk manner.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I actually was drunk when I wrote that quote! Wasn't high.. anway:
She was really suprised when I told her how old I was: "holy **** I teach guys your age on monday" I just grinned (Chatted up basically means they were hitting on you majorly.. but just talking)

Why did no-one google John Birt and find out that he was the director general of the BBC.. and Simon Schama makes quality History documentaries

 

[jimbones]

Nice! The parties I attend there's rarely someone cooler than me around..

Which is nice AND dumb.. bwahahahaaa :rolling:

 

[Fat Tony!]

Too much to drink last night...... :x

 

[The Mullinator]

So did you have a major hangover Badger?
Sounds like Fat Tony had it pretty bad.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Nah, I drank loads of water when I got home

I think I made a proper drunken post somewhere on these boards see if you can find it \o/

 

[Fat Tony!]

/me doesnt like being a lightweight.
I didnt go to badger's party cos he's a loser
I went with my OTHER friends

 

[Dedalus]

heh, must've been cool.

still searching for that really drunken post...

 

[PvtRyan]

mrBadger almost shagged a fossil, na na na na na

 

[Frank]

It's quite weird, because when I get drunk I don't start saying funny things. I usually just kill everybody's mood...it seems to be the only thing that I can. I once tried acting as if I was having a great time, but on the inside I just felt dumb.

 

[Dedalus]

hey some older women are pretty sexy. met this girl at the uni bar the other day, started chatting her up and asked if she wanted to come back to my place, we got half way there and she said 'oh wait i have to drop my son off in the morning'...she was 35..i swear she didn't look it! *grumbles*

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol! why does the word - pedo! come to mind

 

[ComradeBadger]

Nah this girl looked ****ing lovely



http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=358348&postcount=50

Found the post

 

[Dedalus]

holy crap i can't even decipher the first part of the message. here's a tip, type with your nose, it works.

 

[The Mullinator]

Wait a minute you aren't drunk in that are you? :dozey:

 

[ComradeBadger]

I got the last two words right and the smily though

 

[PvtRyan]

You escaped a tragedy though. In a few years, while you're still young and stuff, she's eating through a straw, while drool runs down her chin in the old folks home, and you'd have to take care of her!

Besides, don't you think she was just desperate? I mean, come on, 31, she probably thought 'hell I'll just talk to the first guy who walks by me, or else I'm never gonna get laid anymore with this age'

j/k

 

[ComradeBadger]

;( Nah, she was fine

Anyway.. ffs, I wouldn't have married her

 

[azz0r]

*note: saying 'hi, how are you;fine thanks; bye' does not count as being chatted up.

 

[PvtRyan]

*note: saying 'hi, how are you;fine thanks; bye' does not count as being chatted up.

It does when she grabs you by the nuts and sticks her tongue in your mouth...

 

[azz0r]

Hardcore foreplay indeed

 

[ComradeBadger]

*note: saying 'hi, how are you;fine thanks; bye' does not count as being chatted up.

azz0r, we talked for ages, and she kept whisphering stuff in my ear

 

[Frank]

azz0r, we talked for ages, and she kept whisphering stuff in my ear

Things such as........? :naughty: