Laws of Anime

[The Mullinator]

Im not sure, this may be old.
If you don't watch Anime then you probably won't find any of this funny.
http://www.bright.net/~nyla/animelaw.html

It is a list of the laws that apply to Japanese anime.
These two are my personal favorites:

#16 - Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm trooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.

#46 - Law of Flimsy Incognition
(from Conrad Knauer)
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

 

[Murray_H]

rofl thats well funny

 

[nw909]

That jumping stuff only applies to crazy fighting anime and stuff, not usually in the dramatic or comedy anime

 

[Direwolf]

Hehe...good stuff.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

#11 - Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary -


Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary -

Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

Hehe, i love these things.

 

[Draklyne]

Additions...

I would add:

#47 - Law of Aggregate Follicular Volume Proportionate to Capacity to Blow Sh*t Up

If you have more hair, your capavity to blow shi...er, stuff up is much greater. Case in point, DBZ. When Goku gets more powerful, what happens? That's right, his hair gets bigger. A lot bigger.

Before:

In-Between:

After:

 

[nw909]

ARGH@!!!, Keep the pictures of the american hellspawn of wannabe anime off these boards!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Re: Additions...

Originally posted by Draklyne
I would add:

#47 - Law of Aggregate Follicular Volume Proportionate to Capacity to Blow Sh*t Up

If you have more hair, your capavity to blow shi...er, stuff up is much greater. Case in point, DBZ. When Goku gets more powerful, what happens? That's right, his hair gets bigger. A lot bigger.

Before:

In-Between:

After:

Oh man they are so funny.

The last guy looks constipated though and the middle guy doesnt seem to have a clue whats going on.

 

[Thadius Dean]

man i sure did get a kick out of that.

and i love the technical names too