Least Essential Wikipedia Pages

[Bad^Hat]

Don't think I've ever bothered posting any Comedy Goldmine here, but this is pretty amusing.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/worthless-wikipedia-pages.php?page=1

I mean

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Rugrats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_webcomics

really?

 

[Krynn72]

Uh, the handkerchief one is actually quite useful if you want to avoid accidentally sending the wrong message. Not that any straight guy would include a handkerchief in their outfit. My friend was telling me about other gay signals once, like if you shake a guy's hand, and when you both release your grip, if they slide their middle finger across your palm, its a signal that they're into you. Apparently this is something all gay people know and how they could secretly communicate.

 

[Viperidae]

Gays are so goddamn efficient at courtship, it's depressing. Women make everything impossible.

In other news: Rugrats Rothschild conspiracy.

 

[morgs]

Who the hell cares so much about Judaism in rugrats?!

 

[The Monkey]

It seems easy as piss to get laid if you're gay, what's up with that?

 

[Ennui]

It's because there are no women in the equation being esoteric and causing difficulties or mixing signals, just a couple of dudes trying to get laid in as straightforward a way as possible.

 

[kineaesth]

It's because there are no women in the equation being esoteric and causing difficulties or mixing signals, just a couple of dudes trying to get laid in as straightforward a way as possible.

Wanna f*ck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1193_in_Ireland

 

[<RJMC>]

will not shake hands whit others mens never again

 

[VirusType2]

The red bandana in the right pocket of the man on the left indicates he seeks to be fisted

EDIT:

Magenta (Printer's Magenta) Armpits Left: likes to lick armpits; right: likes armpits licked; general armpit play.

Indeed. Is there anything sexier?

(well, I don't know about licking them, but...)

 

[Danimal]

A fist entering your anus wouldn't be too different from a dick, Virus. Infact it would probably feel prostate-twitchingly great once you're broken in - I could also understand why armpit licking would be a fetish, have you ever sensually caressed them before?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Awareness_Office

Just look at that illuminati eye of providence staring down at the earth.

 

[VirusType2]

I was just laughing at the frankness and matter-of-factness of it.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/sho...Fall-Twice-An-Erotica-(Plus-Dramatic-Reading)

...except that it's real.

What are you talking about... Illuminati?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'll have to remember to wear a teal flag in my back pants pocket to indicate I desire cock and ball torture.