Left 4 Dead pickup lines

[Mattigus]

My friend invited me to go bowling with him. Along with the two of us, he invited his girlfriend and a few other girls. Apparently one of them really likes Left 4 Dead. I need to bring my A-game to this bowling ring, so I need some good Left 4 Dead related pickup lines.

Knowing what I know about my friend, I'm fairly confident I won't like this girl, but even if I do find her attractive, it will still be funny to lay some extremely lame gaming related pickup lines. I do it for the lulz, that's how I roll.

Hit me with your best shot, internet.

Also, I might wear my Half-Life 2 t-shirt, to complete the revulsive nerd-persona (nerdsona?)

 

[Warped]

if theres a fat guy in the distance point and yell (within reason) "BOOMER!!"

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

if theres a fat guy in the distance point and yell (within reason) "BOOMER!!"

I was at Walmart with a friend and there was this guy whom i'm pretty sure had an XL beachball under his shirt and I did did exactly that.

 

[Warped]

yeah anything funny will get her to notice you, but just be cool and play your cards right. she'll tell if you're interested and sometimes all it takes is a glance and your both locked in...and then theres some girls you have to fight for

 

[Reflex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8nPbtZei6c

 

[Akilles]

"Shall we go to your safehouse or mine?"

 

[stealth1525]

Hold up a bottle of viagra. and then say "Pills here!" or "gunna need these later."



Do it for the lulz

 

[swan_song1973]

"Gonna grab everything I can." ;-)

 

[Hectic Glenn]

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate breasts...I MEAN VESTS

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate men!........HONEST!

 

[lefty]

Smoker? I hardly know her!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You'd probably make her throw up when she envisions it, but you could say, "I'm one part Smoker, but it's the one part that counts!" and stick out your tongue and make slurping noises.

And for one that might actually WORK: "Hey, I heard you like playing Left 4 Dead. I do too. Wanna co-op sometime?"

 

[Akilles]

I'm gonna pounce you, then take out my smoker and shoot bile all over your face

 

[MJ12]

Let me stick my smoker's tongue in your vagina?

 

[Sledgehammer]

YOU, YES, YOU! Talk to me
Anything for you [name]
Let's find a good place to make the last stand
This looks dangerous

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh I know!

"You like L4D too? Let's ****."

*EDIT* No, it doesn't say "Play" under the *'s.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

"I HATE bowling alleys."

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

I made the fanart for the Breeder, want to become one?

( http://www.moddb.com/events/left-4-dead-concept-art-contest/images/the-breeder )

 

[Survivr]

Pick up a bottle of beer and go "Grabbing a Molotov." =D
If there is someone wearing a hoody, say "I hear a hunter."
On the offchance that there is something crying there, go "WIIIITCH!"

 

[CyberPitz]

Pick up a bottle of beer and go "Grabbing a Molotov." =D
If there is someone wearing a hoody, say "I hear a hunter."
On the offchance that there is something crying there, go "WIIIITCH!"

But beer isn't flammable! Empty it, then fill it with everclear. THERE is your molotov!

 

[Azner]

Oh I know!

"You like L4D too? Let's ****."

*EDIT* No, it doesn't say "Play" under the *'s.

My first thought.

Gosh living in your room sure gets to me.

 

[Eejit]

Offer her some tic-tacs by holding them out and saying "Pills here!". Then "Grabbin pills" when she takes some, or if she doesnt when you do.

 

[Survivr]

But beer isn't flammable! Empty it, then fill it with everclear. THERE is your molotov!

Well no, because the aim is to make a joke to a video game, not mortally wound and burn everyone in a bowling alley.

 

[pilot7893]

-If you see some really big, strong guy, yell TAAANK!!
-Or, as already mentioned, if you hear someone coughing, yell "Smoker!"

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

If there is any form of physical contact involved
HUNTERS GOT LOUIS
or GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFF
THIS IS SURE TO WORK I PROMISE:angel:

 

[Ennui]

Best bet is shouting "BOOOOOMER!" at the fattest person there. If she doesn't laugh at that she definitely won't laugh at any of the other jokes.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh I know!

"You like L4D too? Let's ****."

*EDIT* No, it doesn't say "Play" under the *'s.

Oh god thread over

 

[Blinxx]

As a girl that likes Left4Dead, I wouldn't necessarily appreciate gaming related pick up lines.

Plus my HL2 T-Shirt signed by Gaben would be much better than yours so you wouldn't impress me that way!