Left-Handers of the World Unite!

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This is a thread for exclusively left handed people talking about left handed things and how awesome it is to be left handed!

And I already know this threads gonna be awesome cause us left-hands are creative mother ****ers


(I was trying to think of the stupidest feasible thread Idea i could think of and this was what I came up with....)
 
I ****ed my left hand up somehow yesterday. If I put any amount of pressure on it my wrist stings like hell. Except I can still drum just fine, so I'm inclined not to care if it just means less lifting things until it decides to heal itself up.
 
I am legitimated the real deal and completely left handed, so feel free to insult us but I will hurt you.

Lefties isn't it cool when you write on a white board and as you move onto the next word you rub out what you just wrote down? Or smudge everything when using a fountain pen. Or when people got to shake your right hand and think your handshake is ridiculously weak, when you feel like saying SHAKE MY LEFT HAND YOU BASTARD AND I'LL BREAK YOUR METACARPALS
 
I'm a lefty, and I'm a creative mother****er.

Also I was recently looking up the stigma of sinistrals on wikipedia. Very interesting read.
Also Jon Stewart and Drew Carey are left handed, which is so awesome 'cuz they're like my idols.
 
I just wank with the left one, feels like someone else.
 
Too difficult. I'm masterful with the right hand though. Good ol' righty...
 
I'm right handed, but I have a lot of appreciation for my left hand. A fact that was hammered brutally home when I sprained it a few years ago during football practise. I couldn't do anything with it, and as it turns out, I need it for a lot of things! I could no longer take more than two things out of the fridge at the same time, and had to put said things down before I could close said fridge. I could no longer carry my spoon/bowl/cereal/milk to the table at the same time, I had to make two trips from the kitchen to the table. Not to mention the fact that the whole business of pouring cereal/milk into the bowl took about twice as long as it normally would, due to the fact that I had to do it one-handed.

So yes, I generally prefer my right hand to my left. But I never forget that I have one more on the other side!

Oh, and my dad is a leftie.
 
it must suck to have to change all the stuff to be left-handed... scissors, mice, etc...
 
I'm right handed, and I'm a genius. Take that.
Right handed people are all amazing, just like me.
























D:
jk
 
Anyone else hate how when you write with a lead pencil you get big gray marks on the side of your hand?

You lefties know what I'm talkin' bout.
 
I'm right handed, but I think my left arm is stronger? Has more endurance, anyway.

wait wait, I'm talking about weight lifting. Like, reps? Yeah. The other thing you were thinking of? Purely a right-hand spectacle. My penis is molded to fit my right hand.
 
lol Screwdriver
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I'm right handed, but I think my left arm is stronger? Has more endurance, anyway.

Que-Ever said:
wait wait, I'm talking about weight lifting. Like, reps? Yeah. The other thing you were thinking of? Purely a right-hand spectacle. My penis is molded to fit my right hand.
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D:
Even it out by using both hands?
 
Hazar said:
it must suck to have to change all the stuff to be left-handed... scissors, mice, etc...
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Nah, I'm able to use most of the stuff for right-handed people. I use my right hand to operate my mouse, and use my left hand for my keyboard, so they're both pretty agile
 
You know I?ve always wondered about this. You see them all over the place, in malls, at school etc. It must be really hard conforming to a predominantly able bodied (i.e. right handed) society, I can?t imagine how you guys get around or do simple things like eat or you know use the phone. I try my best not to stare, you guys must get that a lot but sometimes I think I go over board. So my question to you is, do you notice people not noticing you?

Edit: Nah you?re all probably trying your best to just get around.
 
Isn't it a matter of how you first learn it? I mean, if you started doing shit with your left hand in childhood and your parents noticed it and taught you to do it with your right hand instead, you'd probably end up right-handed.
 
mindless_moder said:
You know I?ve always wondered about this. You see them all over the place, in malls, at school etc. It must be really hard conforming to a predominantly able bodied (i.e. right handed) society, I can?t imagine how you guys get around or do simple things like eat or you know use the phone. I try my best not to stare, you guys must get that a lot but sometimes I think I go over board. So my question to you is, do you notice people not noticing you?

Edit: Nah you?re all probably trying your best to just get around.
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Not really. I wouldnt care if people stared anyways. As I said before, it is only when people CONSTANTLY need to confirm that I am left handed do I ever get annoyed.
 
"you know what we dont need in the future,shops for left-handers,that means you flanders!"
 
Not left handed but I'm multi-footed now. I can actually kick better with my left foot(I'm technically right footed).
 
I'm left handed. I can write and masturbate at the same time. I never have, but still...
 
Saruke said:
This is a thread for exclusively left handed people talking about left handed things and how awesome it is to be left handed!

And I already know this threads gonna be awesome cause us left-hands are creative mother ****ers


(I was trying to think of the stupidest feasible thread Idea i could think of and this was what I came up with....)
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Jesus was right handed.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
 
Lefthandedness is the sign of the devil.

PURGE THEM ALL!
 
Unfocused said:
Isn't it a matter of how you first learn it? I mean, if you started doing shit with your left hand in childhood and your parents noticed it and taught you to do it with your right hand instead, you'd probably end up right-handed.
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Forcing a child to be dominant with a hand their not naturally good with leads to mental illness.


Not joking.
 
toaster-chan said:
I like it when people who are left-handed try to tell me that they're more artistic than me because I'm right-handed. Especially when I know that I am significantly better at drawing than them. :>>>
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I'm a lefty and I'm sugnificantly more creative-mother-****er than you. :bounce:


Left handers have no testicles
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*opens fly, pops hand in, cops a feel, zips up* testicles present and accounted for.



You know I?ve always wondered about this. You see them all over the place, in malls, at school etc. It must be really hard conforming to a predominantly able bodied (i.e. right handed) society, I can?t imagine how you guys get around or do simple things like eat or you know use the phone. I try my best not to stare, you guys must get that a lot but sometimes I think I go over board. So my question to you is, do you notice people not noticing you?

Edit: Nah you?re all probably trying your best to just get around.
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Thanks for sharing!.

To answer your serious question, I don't notice, I'm too busy wowing your sister with my inate creative superiority, touching her soul so that I can touch her tits.
 
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