Legal case against God dismissed

[<RJMC>]

A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7673591.stm

just like the case of oj simpson and michael jackson,the famous allways get out clean of it

 

[Raziaar]

I'm sure god is honorable enough to arrange an out of court settlement for all the harm he has caused, even though the case has been thrown out.

 

[Ravioli]

damn, they should of sentenced that God bastard to death

 

[Dodo]

Lol, god in jail...
This kinda stuff makes America look stupid.

-dodo

 

[CyberPitz]

God has some good lawyers.

 

[Ravioli]

God has some good lawyers.

Probably bribed them with wonderful afterlife in heaven where they can play tennis with jesus and eat chocolate cake...and threatened them with eternal torture in hell if they didnt follow his willing.

Oh wait, thats what he does to everyone

 

[CyberPitz]

He's a big asshole. I say we all sue him.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Nah, Satan gets all the lawyers.

Also, I am now convinced activists all have a nutty sense of humour.

 

[Tyguy]

Lol, god in jail...
This kinda stuff makes America look stupid.

-dodo

or it's a publicity stunt...had to get the "america sucks" in there though, didn't you?

 

[Dodo]

or it's a publicity stunt...had to get the "america sucks" in there though, didn't you?

Well yeah, a bit i guess ... i dont dislike america but they i think that they have there head sooooo deep up there own ass, that their practically choking to death on their own shit. So yeah... kinda.

-dodo

 

[Eejit]

"terrorisation" eh?

I think we've found Bush's teleprompter guy.

 

[Operational]

 

[Godron]

Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".

Well I guess he failed pretty hard, then.

 

[Tyguy]

Well yeah, a bit i guess ... i dont dislike america but they i think that they have there head sooooo deep up there own ass, that their practically choking to death on their own shit. So yeah... kinda.

-dodo

Are you saying Americans eat their own crap? That's quite an accusation.

-Barney Trouble (in case you forgot to look above the post to see who's it is)

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh you people make me giggle.

-Vegeta897

Oh and here's my avatar too in case you forgot that as well:

 

[Eejit]

Such an ugly avatar

 

[Vegeta897]

ARE YOU CALLING HER UGLY SIR

If you're referring to the quality, you should be saying "Such an ugly image format"

IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE STILL USING AN IMAGE FORMAT THAT IS 21 YEARS OLD AND IS STILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE FORMAT TO DISPLAY ANIMATED CONTENT

 

[Krynn72]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly

 

[Azner]

God has some good lawyers.

Question is where did he get them

SINCE ALL LAWYERS GO TO HELL

(jokes jokes )

 

[Ennui]

ARE YOU CALLING HER UGLY SIR

If you're referring to the quality, you should be saying "Such an ugly image format"

IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE STILL USING AN IMAGE FORMAT THAT IS 21 YEARS OLD AND IS STILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE FORMAT TO DISPLAY ANIMATED CONTENT

Ugly.

 

[Jintor]

I want to watch that again.

 

[VirusType2]

If the judge hadn't dismissed this case, I'll bet God would have counter-sued and won both cases.

 

[Eejit]

ARE YOU CALLING HER UGLY SIR

If you're referring to the quality, you should be saying "Such an ugly image format"

IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE STILL USING AN IMAGE FORMAT THAT IS 21 YEARS OLD AND IS STILL THE ONLY AVAILABLE FORMAT TO DISPLAY ANIMATED CONTENT

Well she ain't pretty.

 

[Vegeta897]

Little girls are not ugly you assholes.

Where's Qonf to back me up when I need him damnit.

 

[Eejit]

I beg to differ:

 

[DEATHMASTER]

You call that begging?

 

[Pesmerga]

Personifying America as a singular object is pretty silly, Dodo.

 

[Dodo]

Personifying America as a singular object is pretty silly, Dodo.

Ofcourse ofcourse, but i was talking about the american media as a whole. Im not calling the 220,000,000 people in america stupid or anything.

-dodo -dodo -dodo yes you like it -dodo -dodo eat it -dodo -yeah -veggie123

 

[McGooTheWise]

God bless America! Our home sweet home!!!!!