LENIN KILLS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!

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MINSK, Belarus – Belarusian officials says that a massive statue of Soviet founder Vladimir Lenin collapsed on a man who was hanging from it, killing him on the spot.

The Emergency Situations ministry said Monday that the 21-year-old man was drunk when he climbed onto the five-meter (16-feet)-high plaster monument early Monday and hung from its arm. It then broke into pieces and he was crushed.
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recipient of a darwin award or an example of commie justice? you decide

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090810/ap_on_re_eu/eu_belarus_lenin_statue_collapse_1

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Huh.


His good pal Trotsky stayed in a B&B in my town for a while after being exiled by Stalin.
 
I like the idea of an Emergency Situations ministry, that's great

No doubt they have well-staffed and highly qualified departments prepared for Zombie, MoleMen, or Martian attacks
 
My uncanny statue breaking abilities are deadly, I tells you.
 
It was obvious that once this story broke, people were going to plaster it all over the internet.

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Raz, my face went hard as stone when I read your horrible joke.
 
I guess the guy thought hanging on it's arm wasn't as likely to knock over the statue as leanin' on it.
 
Well, the victim was presumably an alcoholic, so his life was already stalin'.
 
wait- Stalin was the horrible one. REALLY horrible. Lenin wasn't much better, but he did try to at least help his people get through the economy problem, rather then kill anyone who stared at him funny.

Stalin killed members of his own party because he believed they'd betray them.
 
I don't want to come down too hard on the man, but hanging on the statue was a really stupid thing to do.
 
I find it interesting that they still have statues of Lenin over there.
 
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