Let me dew one more hit, bro.

[MJ12]

Wizards All-Star forward Caron Butler(notes), now blogging for NBA.com as "Agent Zero 2.0," dives deeper into the caffeinated murk of his addiction to the "neon-yellow rocket fuel" known as Mountain Dew:

I lost 11 pounds this summer by giving up Mountain Dew. That's right Mountain Dew. A lot of people don't know I'm a Mountain Dew addict so I guess this is my confession.
To try and give this up was crazy for me! I was going through withdrawals. I was in the bed sweating. My wife would turn over in the bed and ask "Are you OK?" Honestly, those first two weeks without The Dew [were] the roughest two weeks of my life. I'm talking headaches, sweats and everything. Before that I drank at least six 12-ounce Mountain Dews a day.

It was so bad at one point that I had to have a cold one right there at the night stand before I went to bed. I had to get the coasters and let it drip a lil' bit and just have it waiting on me. Come 2 a.m., I'd wake up out of my sleep, I'd pop one open and hear the fizz sound ... and just down it! Then I always had to have another one in the morning when I woke up. Before practice I had one too and before games I would knock back two

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...er-s-extreme-Mountain-Dew-addi?urn=nba,198240

 

[Acepilotf14]

I am addicted to the internet.

 

[Vegeta897]

I really want some right now.

 

[Warped]

I got myself over the Dew but it wasn't bad. i think his was just an abnormal detox of Caffeine and not Mountain Dew

also MD makes your balls shrink i heard

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I think my balls could stand to shrink a little.

 

[xombine]

The best kind is the Baja Blast you can only get at Taco Bell, freaking delish.

 

[Wanted Bob]

I do not like Mountain Dew. Something about it tastes off to me...

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2APponvMqs

 

[DEATHMASTER]

And whats with the mtn dew labeling, SPELL IT OUT YOU LAZY PRICKS.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I think if I was 15 again, Mountain Dew would be one of my favourite things.
At least if it were available in the UK. Perhaps it is now.

I just really like drinking things that aren't good for me. It's like smoking but I can still hold my breath for more than 30 seconds.

 

[Maestro]

I don't like Mountain Dew, tastes like caffeinated sugar water.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I think if I was 15 again, Mountain Dew would be one of my favourite things.
At least if it were available in the UK. Perhaps it is now.

I just really like drinking things that aren't good for me. It's like smoking but I can still hold my breath for more than 30 seconds.

Try 1.5 minutes. I know I used to be able to do 2.

 

[Zephos]

What the hell is so special about Mountain Dew.

 

[VirusType2]

Shit is way too sweet and flavorless. Carbonated sugar water.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

That's all general soda u described there.

 

[MJ12]

The best kind is the Baja Blast you can only get at Taco Bell, freaking delish.

Which is bullshit, I wanna drink it from a bottle.

 

[VirusType2]

That's all general soda u described there.

Dr. Pepper has got 23 flavors, bitch! 23! How many flavors does dew got?! HUH? ANSWER THE QUESTION.

* Concentrated orange juice
* Citric acid
* Natural flavors

 

[xombine]

Which is bullshit, I wanna drink it from a bottle.

Freakin' A.

No matter how many times I try to work through a scheme to sneak 2 liter bottles in and steal it in my head, I just don't have the nuts.

 

[CyberPitz]

I would usually drink 3 2 liters a night, then during the day, about 6+ cans of dew.

I turned out ok! D: