let's all play- "Would you Rather This or That?!"

[MJ12]

Here's how you play, you think of two horrible scenarios, and the next person to post has to choose one, and then they leave their disturbing "this or that" question.

(I.E: *talking to a Christian woman* Would you rather masturbate with the crucifix, or be nailed to a piece of wood?")


I'll start us off, would you rather make love to your mother, or make love to a dog?

by the way- you can make them more elaborate

 

[Tyguy]

a dog, but only if its a terrier...


would you rather eat human shit or watch your parents have oral sex?

 

[MJ12]

a dog, but only if its a terrier...


would you rather eat human shit or watch your parents have oral sex?

holy crap (no pun intended) that is SUCH a lose/lose situation. Honestly... I am gunna have to say watching the parents... *pukes a little*

 

[Cole]

Would you rather have sex with a dog or a cat?

 

[mindless_moder]

holy crap (no pun intended) that is SUCH a lose/lose situation. Honestly... I am gunna have to say watching the parents... *pukes a little*

you didn't post another scenario.
erm ... phail. j/k

Would you rather have sex with a dog or a cat?

dog

now would you rather swim in a pool of dead people or dead animals ? .

 

[Krynn72]

NO FORUM GAMES NEWB!

Do a fat chick or do an elderly chick?

 

[mindless_moder]

NO FORUM GAMES NEWB!

Do a fat chick or do an elderly chick?

thats a good one ... better than mine.

it would depend on how elderly and how fat, considering the extremes of the two, i'd have to say fat.

 

[MJ12]

NO FORUM GAMES NEWB!

Do a fat chick or do an elderly chick?

the kettle doesnt call the pot black your participating.

Yeah, it definately depends how fat or how elderly

 

[Anthraxxx]

No forum games = truth..



Sleep with your mom or sleep with your sister? *both are smoking hot*

 

[Krynn72]

Sister, without a doubt.

<.<
>.>

the kettle doesnt call the pot black your participating.

Yeah, it definately depends how fat or how elderly

Games are fun, but now allowed. Thus I take full advantage when a newb breaks the rules.

Receive 1 million dollars or get a free space shuttle trip to the moon?

 

[OmegaX]

Receive 1 million dollars.

Would you rather eat at McDonalds or Burger King?

 

[MJ12]

Sister, without a doubt.

<.<
>.>



Games are fun, but now allowed. Thus I take full advantage when a newb breaks the rules.

Receive 1 million dollars or get a free space shuttle trip to the moon?

theres a few forum games on this site.... so what, should i just delete this?

 

[Higlac]

Burger king


Would you rather have a shit computer or a shit car?

 

[Vegeta897]

Shit car.

Type with a mouse or move the cursor with a keyboard?

 

[Krynn72]

Cursor with keyboard. Hotkeys ftw!

be blind deaf and mute or paralyzed?

 

[MJ12]

Cursor with keyboard. Hotkeys ftw!

be blind deaf and mute or paralyzed?

blind deaf and mute, being paralyzed is horribly depressing

 

[Krynn72]

blind deaf and mute, being paralyzed is horribly depressing

stop failing at your own game, and post another situation.

 

[Uriel]

Would you rather have Microsoft rule the world?

Or

Would you rather have EA rule the world?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Microsoft.
Get f**ked by a horse or be obese

 

[Stigmata]

Assuming you mean permanently obese... Horse. I hope it's one of those miniature ponies D:

Be rich in the 1930s or be poor in the 2010s?

 

[Krynn72]

Rich in the 30's. **** being poor.

Cancer or AIDS?

 

[guitars savior]

I guess cancer. better chance of surviving i guess. **** either one though


would you rather burn or drown?

 

[Vass]

Drown. I like water.
Fuogo nor so much

Would you rather have a ton of money forever and sex once every 3 years, or have sex all the time but be poor?

 

[guitars savior]

Damn, I guess poor and sex all the time, bc being rich and only having sex once every damn three years, that would mean i was'nt with my girlfriend anymore, and id give up any thing to be with her. ****ing corny, iknow.

would you rather become a headcrab zombie, or a stalker

 

[MJ12]

stop failing at your own game, and post another situation.

hey, the whole "I am gunna be a dick to a 'newbie'" thing is getting old.

I am not posting anymore situations because I just want to answer a few, I already had my turn to make up a situation, and cant think of one at the moment.

If I'd known you were going to PMS on every single note I made, I would have picked you up some tampons on the way home.

Now stop bitching, and just enjoy the thread. Done

 

[Danimal]

Would you rather:

Keep making these threads and be banned.

Or

Stop making these threads and not be banned.

:>