Lets build a ladder to heaven

[Sebastian]

We need materials. i got a lawn chair and a handfull of nails to start with. That covers about the first 4 feet vertically. Get those materials and start building.

 

[xombine]

Let's just play Stairway to Heaven and call it a day.

kthxbai

 

[nutcrackr]

which direction do we go?

 

[Dog--]

I got my penis - it can reach the stars and beyond!

 

[Steven]

We need materials. i got a lawn chair and a handfull of nails to start with. That covers about the first 4 feet vertically. Get those materials and start building.

 

[Sebastian]

up-idy-up and up and up. Nutcracker, words aren't gonna build a ladder to heaven. WE NEED MATERIALS DAMNIT!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have a few corpses we could stack.... Don't ****ing ask where I got them.

 

[Shamrock]

I'd rather have a hole to Hell.

 

[Sebastian]

I have a few corpses we could stack.... Don't ****ing ask where I got them.

Alright, heres a hand full of nails to attach their feet to the lawn chairs. Seeing as how the bodies are in rigimortus, they are stiff enough to stay upright. Ok, thats a good start. I got these dried pasta noodles and some crazy glue that we can add to their hands to give a few extra inches.

 

[DeusExMachina]

God is dead.-Nietzche
Nietzche is dead.-God
Hey **** you.-Nietzche
NAH UH BITCH.-God
No one likes you anyway.-Nietzche

 

[Sebastian]

Sweet, we can use this owl to fly materials around. *attaches spaghetti noodles to owlie's foot*

 

[mindless_moder]

i see .... all i have to say is ... IN BEFORE LOCK.

 

[Steven]

This might help aswell.

 

[Sebastian]

i see .... all i have to say is ... IN BEFORE LOCK.

If we had someone brilliant like that guy who invented the pet rock we could do this. but as it is, we gotta pull together on this ladder and get the thing built.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This might help aswell.

God dammit where did you find that corpse?! Shit the popo......

 

[Sebastian]

I found someone who might just be able to help. Giraffe, put those damn people up and lets get this thang moving.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Giraffes are the fiercest animals in the animal kingdom.

 

[Kamikazie]

 

[Black Pete]

why build a ladder to heaven when you could just get there by dying?

 

[Ikerous]

I have a few corpses we could stack.... Don't ****ing ask where I got them.

Can i borrow one of those..?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Can i borrow one of those..?

Yeah go ahead........ tell anyone and I'll stab you in the throat with a soldering iron.

 

[Kamikazie]

Can i borrow one of those..?

you necrophiliac, you!

 

[DeusExMachina]

Do you have any female corpses?

 

[Ikerous]

Do you have any female corpses?

They're mine! D:

On the subject, i saw 15 year old boobies on tv just now ^_^
<3 documentaries

 

[Dog--]

Did it excite you, Ikerous?

Were they hot?

/sarcasm

 

[Ikerous]

Did it excite you, Ikerous?

P.S. Were they hot?

Maybe >_>
And ya

 

[DeusExMachina]

On the subject, i saw 15 year old boobies on tv just now ^_^
<3 documentaries

What might the name of this documentary be?

>_>

<_<

 

[Ikerous]

What might the name of this documentary be?

>_>

<_<

Ionno, it was one of those crazy aborigine tribe shows where all the woman are topless
But this tribe wasn't a buncha saggy titted ppl like most of em
And there were teenage girls

 

[OCybrManO]

 

[JNightshade]

/me is scarred for life

 

[bvasgm]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? .

 

[Captain M4d]

Gentlemen, this proposition is simply unrealistic by all standards.

 

[Sebastian]

Gentlemen, this proposition is simply unrealistic by all standards.

I bet that guy who invented the pet rock thought that it was impossible to invent something so cool, but he overcame his fear and made the greatest thing in the history of mankind. If that man can invent something as cool as the pet rock, we can most certainly build a ladder to heaven.

 

[Ikerous]

I bet that guy who invented the pet rock thought that it was impossible to invent something so cool, but he overcame his fear and made the greatest thing in the history of mankind. If that man can invent something as cool as the pet rock, we can most certainly build a ladder to heaven.

I like you.

Man sechs?

 

[ComradeBadger]

HABEEB EEEt