List quirky ambitions

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Sulkdodds

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None of this "become a world class lawyer" shit. Post your stranger and more interesting ambitions!

I, for example, have vowed to punch a shark on the nose before I die. None of my friends believe me when I tell them it's the most effective way to deter one of the things. But even if it's just a tiddly one at the sealife centre, I will do this.

Go!
 
Someday I will go skydiving.
 
Kill a Nazi/Terrorist

But in a cool way. Punching him so hard, my fist rips thru his skull poppin his brain out the other side.

KEWL

And get my picture on People magazine as "Sexiest Man Alive"
 
To start a campfire without matches or a lighter. Like, old fashioned boy scout, rubbing two sticks together style.

Also, to have sex with two women at the same time
 
Originally Posted by Sulkdodds
I, for example, have vowed to punch a shark on the nose before I die.
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Well, that's right about when you'd do it, now isn't it :P

Anyway, I want to defend someone I love. I want to successfully fellate myself. And I want to go skydiving as well.
Also, I want to live off the land for a while- My Side of the Mountain style. Make a shelter for myself. Make my own clothing. Kill or gather everything I eat. It's silly, but it's just something I'd like to try.
 
Uriel said:
Kill a Nazi/Terrorist

But in a cool way. Punching him so hard, my fist rips thru his skull poppin his brain out the other side.

KEWL

And get my picture on People magazine as "Sexiest Man Alive"
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Ok, you just went from the nice kind guy to the raging phsycopath who acts normal then has random insane outbursts.

That isnt a bad thing btw.

I will go to spain/other abroad location with shodan and random friends. Too much fun to imagine D:
 
Darkside55 said:
Is, "rule the world" a quirky ambition?
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Yeah, I supposed that counts. :p

bvasgm said:
Also, to have sex with two women at the same time
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That's not quirky! Every man wants to do that!

Now autofellatio...THAT is quirky.
 
To be shot. With a bullet. But somewhere like my shoulder, so I can kick the guy's ass afterwards.
 
Well, as I was explaining to several members (giggle) on XFire, I'm rocking the length, and my tongue is Gene Simmons-style. I just need to get into yoga :P
 
Que-Ever said:
To be shot. With a bullet. But somewhere like my shoulder, so I can kick the guy's ass afterwards.
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I've always wanted that to happen too. Get back up, gritting your teeth and kick his ass.
 
Pack my backpack, fly to Singapore and travel back to the Netherlands without using an airplane.
 
Wasn't last night enough for you JN?
 
I have never really to much about these things but I guess it would be cool to swim or scuba dive with sharks.
 
I want to go into space, do a funky spacewalk, then maybe go to mars for a day or two. I just need some sponsors.
 
leave civilisation for a year or two and spend time in a little hut in himalaya or a similar country with only a guitar or synth or something.
 
CrazyHarij said:
leave civilisation for a year or two and spend time in a little hut in himalaya or a similar country with only a guitar or synth or something.
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Yeah that'd be cool. Then come back and see what had happened in the world.

JNightshade said:
I want to successfully fellate myself.
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WTF?
 
D:


lol, i'd like to learn to fly a helicopter. I'd also like to learn some ammateur gymnastics.

Oh and win some competitions at kickboxing. That would be nice. :)
 
I dream of the day I am World Champion Underwater Basket Weaver.
 
I wanna go to Russia, pick up my mail order bride(IDK whats taking her so long) and show her how real men cross the land bridge.
 
Discover something incredible, for the first time, deep in the ocean.
 
Put my amp outside, turn it up to full and knock out the coolest guitar wail ever. Then just turn it off and run inside. Hopefully it would make at least one person smile.
 
I want to have a real life Matrix-like battle scene of where I take on a regiment of people over the time period of a few days to 1 week, in of which I use many different kind of moves of which that would be impossible for the normal human, and of some that would defy the laws of physics.
I'd also incorporate many different weapons and technology.

After that battle, I would like to not come out with a scratch.

Impossible, but would it be awesome? HELL YEAH!

Or, just create a self-aware AI, thats more realistic, and would be awesome.
 
Get in a fight.

A real balls to the wall fist fight.

Preferrably with someone trying to rob a store or gas station or something.
 
theotherguy said:
To conquer the world with an evil army of opossums.
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dfc05 said:
Not if I do it first with my army of aquarium fish. Or squirrels.
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We all have the same ambition; let's join forces. Theotherguy can bring possums, dfc you can bring the squirrels, and I'll bring the snakes, for deployment across the world's airlines. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!
 
Do bi-curious ambitions count? :O

Seriously though, I had this idea to form a band where everyone beat-boxed their instruments. Not sure if I'd actually want to get up on stage and do it though...

Damnit, I need more goals =/
 
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