Lol ill regtret this in the morning

Solaris

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Lol im absolutely wasted,

I managed to ge into the best vclub in burbnlet and it was awesome, then arron got into a lesbian!!! and lorrewlel kissed me lol!!11 Then it was happy new yearsand im absolytely wasted
lease dont give me infractions I m defend by the clubn mysis and i cantse see [ro[erllyt im so frunk
 
Im wayted too mate! ave a good new years you burnley lad, you!
opposite political views, but same new years wishes to ya mate! :)
 
I am pissed too! I drink like fish and smell like a vodka man!

I stayed in all night. What a sad c**t.
 
Solaris has taken the first test on the path to adulthood...

But ya went and blew it by coming home at 1am. :E

Happy new year.
 
**** I love joannew and I justtodl leanne I liked her but did it really shittly I dont have a chnce.
 
If your spending your time posting on the internet when your drunk......

Please find a cliff. Jump off of it. Repeat till death.
 
No, the gfirl arron got into jst got into anotehr girl. it was soooo HOT.
 
SH EQWAS.

**** I just ****ed things with leanne. Im sure.
 
Yes She Was A Lesbibianand I Sawe Her Have Hot Girl Sex
 
LOL lezbinanas are so cool

btw solaris your edit butt;on's gna be rawkin tomorrow!!

+ happy new year!
 
Then you wanked in her face, right?

wankposterjy4.jpg
 
/compiling this into a montage of drunk solaris postings all in one happy jpeg
 
Zeus get online u ****

rofl @ the montage


Edit: Cant even say c v n t ?
 
Ive had about 2 or 3 pints of water to stop myself passin out or dying.
 
Your drunken thread fails Solaris. I hate people who post 'drunkenly' and lose 99.9% of their cognitive abilities and hand eye coordination.


Ohgn lwek me aei canntte spellzsl egjen havtway nomrla.

If there are drunken idiots who can DRIVE better than you can type... that's pretty bad.
 
When I get drunk I can still function as a human being, seems like you lot go into "LOL RETARD" mode
 
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