lol Xbox = bulletproof

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http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6084935.html

The Baltimore Sun reports that 34-year old Robert Preston Kersey had grown enraged by his roommates constantly playing their Xbox at high volume. According to the police report, Kersey emerged from his bedroom at 2 a.m. brandishing an automatic pistol. Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox and fired a single shot at the console. While the bullet's impact disabled the Xbox, its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly.
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playable body armor...lol
 
We can't kill them! What if they decide to start killing us?
What if Bill Gates is really a giant, bulletproof X-Box!?

They're coming! We're doomed!
*runs off and cries*
 
Nice! That means I can bring my Xbox if I ever go to war! Would be nice inviting the enemy to fight with us in a massive Halo-multiplayer party! :cheese:
 
<eBays his $80000 spider silk ballistic vest and uses about 0.001% of the money to buy a $400 X-Box>

<Ties the X-Box to his chest>

I decided to risk it.
 
Originally posted by Brian Damage
<eBays his $80000 spider silk ballistic vest and uses about 0.001% of the money to buy a $400 X-Box>

<Ties the X-Box to his chest>

I decided to risk it.
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lol...you might wanna try testing that xbox first :D
 
<Takes off X-Box and leans it against a tree>

<Pulls out Glock>

*K-POW!*

*PING!*

<Ties X-Box back on>

Yup. Works.
 
Originally posted by Brian Damage
<Takes off X-Box and leans it against a tree>

<Pulls out Glock>

*K-POW!*

*PING!*

<Ties X-Box back on>

Yup. Works.
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:)

Heh.. watch out that no-body gets hurt by the ricochet :P
 
Aaaaaaaargh! Quick- what's the number for... for... for the emergency services of whatever country DarkelP lives in?
 
*comes back as a ghost* England!!

*fades away*

*fades back* get me a dougnut *fades away again*
 
*comes back as ghost* oh darn it, now where am i gonna get my doughnut from.......oh and who's gonna get me back to life.

WAKE UP!!!!!

Damn it, I better go into another thread for help....

*fades away*
 
*comes back with doughnut from shop*
*notices that DarkelP is no longer there*
*eats doughnut*
 
*comes back*

Oh how dare you! you better believe this is going to the arena!!!

And sort out Brian whilst your at it....he looks alittle white...
 
<Wakes up and tries to dial "England" as a number.>

Err... 336645552663...

<Waits>

Err... hello? What? Antarctic Research Station number fourteen? No, I wanted the English ambulance service thingy. You can't help me? Drat!

<Hangs up>

<Tiptoes off, quietly, not seeing [CoHn]FuSeD>
 
You said you wanted the country!!! not the number!!!

Oh wait

*Comes up thru the floor*

I was in the lower thread, woops......well I've said what I wanted to say so....

*fades away*
 
*fades up*

Well if you hadn't of told us about the X-Box being bulletproof, i would be dead, so its your fault :P

*fades away fast*
 
Originally posted by DarkelP


Well if you hadn't of told us about the X-Box being bulletproof, i would be dead, so its your fault :P
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WTF? :P
 
*comes along*

Well Brian tested his X box, he shot it, and the bullet rioched off the X-box and killed me.

*fades away in a fuzz of blue smoke*
 
You mean wouldn't.

<Realizes he's talking to a ghost, and faints again>
 
*agrees with Brian*
*robs Brian while he's still unconscious*

*looks in wallet*
Brian, I didn't know that you were a member of both the Tellytuby Club and Lesbians Anonymous.
*steals Lesbians Anonymous Membership Card*
*watches Tellytubbys*
WHAT? It's quality TV!
 
*comes along*

Look im dead, I cant speak properly, its not my fault!

God is a tellitubby did you know? no seriously, he is.

*vanishes*
 
<Wakes up insane and pounds the crap out of [CoHn]FuSeD>

Waaaaggaaa! Woooaaagg! Weeble! Tellylesbians! Wibble!
 
*fades in*

I'm going to stay, and not fade away....

.. Wow, those are some funky words!
 
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgh!

<Grabs wallet off [CoHn]FuSeD, runs away and hides under bedclothes>

<Falls asleep>
 
Awww, night night Brian

*goes to pull bed covers up to brians chin, but falls thru the bed*

Argh!!!!
 
Originally posted by Ridic
good god stop already
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God's a tellytubby, he keeps going 'again again' in a child but godly way....i must do what he tells me!!!
 
*sees a loaf of bread*
*screams and runs away*

So DarkelP, tell me more about Heaven. Has HL2 been released there yet?
 
No, sadly it hasnt been :( But they have Deus ex 2.....God's playing it again.....I hear him saying something.....he said 'Uh oh!'

I think he likes it!!!
 
Oh...so, what colour is god then?

*steals back wallet from sleeping Brian-Australian*
 
He's a colour that cant be described, its an amazing colour....Changin rooms would love to use that colour i must say...

Oh, god say you take that wallet....oh no, he didnt, its ok carry on.
 
Originally posted by Ridic
good god stop already
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this whole action text storytelling is really stupid...please stop hijacking my thread.
some admin please do one/all of the following:

A: ban all of these guys
B: tell them to stop hijacking and being lame
C: tell them that this action text is only funny in moderation
D: close the thread
 
I find your reaction alittle harsh, were just trying to have fun on a rather dead forum at the moment.
 
Originally posted by Maskirovka
this whole action text storytelling is really stupid...please stop hijacking my thread.
some admin please do one/all of the following:

A: ban all of these guys
B: tell them to stop hijacking and being lame
C: tell them that this action text is only funny in moderation
D: close the thread
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ya.. little miss grrr thang! .... srry... i say that to my girlfriend when she yells at me.... then we make out and "make" babies! i love that line so much!!!!
 
This spamming spree was unnecessary. Back on topic immediately.
 
Originally posted by Abom|nation
This spamming spree was unnecessary. Back on topic immediately.
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lol just what i thought....very few comments on topic. no new posts since you asked the spam to stop :\

i just posted this as an informative thing, not to discuss it...since there wasn't much to discuss :\

sorry for being a bit harsh...i guess...well not really.
 
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