Lolollol

[Solaris]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm
This isn't google video thread worthy and we can discuss it ect.

 

[dream431ca]

Please make it real. Somebody make those signs and post them around Washington D.C.

 

[-Psy-]

Lol. I love captions on shit like that.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

Z0mG! TEH GOVERNMENT IS WORKING ON THE GRAVITY GUN!

 

[Dog--]

"If a door is closed, karate chop it open."
"If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud."
"A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation."

These are the 3 best.

Omg, I nearly pissed myself while reading all of those!

 

[Beerdude26]

It's pretty old

 

[Solaris]

 

[The Brick]

I've had this one as my MSN image for the past week or so. I love it.

 

[-Psy-]

Tbh it looks like the first man went to hump the second man but the second man refused and broke out in tears.

 

[ríomhaire]

My stomache hurts from laughing

 

[StardogChampion]

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

Good stuff.

 

[Que-Ever]

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

I literally ROFLed.